Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20150501

ByDebra Dalgleish

Yes, rock stars use Excel too, but they might have someone else who does the grocery shopping for them. And I’m not sure if a cranky engineer should have a licence to chart.

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This Week’s Tweets

  • How to make a pivot table; try every option till it looks like what you want it to look like #protip
  • can I do a vlookup on a pivot table? Will that be like cracking open the mind of god?
  • Theoretically, i’m on holiday. Practically, I’m in Starbucks with my work laptop filling endless excel sheets.
  • He’s got a provisional licence to drive the ‘chart’ function in Excel and that seems to impress his followers.
  • I hate mind-numbing work. You don’t employ an engineer to be crunching numbers into excel.
  • Somebody emailed me a picture of an excel table with a URL in it, how can I send back another URL in an even more awkward fashion? QR code?
  • There should be a special word for Mondays that include creating a glut of Excel charts.
  • As I’m in a band, of course what I’m doing right now is looking up how to make a gant chart in excel on YouTube #rockstarlyfe #thebiz
  • What did I learn from excel #course ? I could change my work mates name so every time he puts ‘Tom’ in it auto corrects to douche bag ?? #ha
  • Just used a pivot table to do my food shopping list. Peak excel geekery. #ilovespreadsheets
  • Yay! I figured out what was causing my code to crash Excel! *\o/* I was referencing an object that did not exist. Excel doesn’t like that.
  • Time to make another excel chart and feel professional
  • My boss called and asked if I could come into work ASAP. Reason why? He couldn’t get his Excel doc. to print gridlines. #oldmanprobs
  • Riveted by all this Excel work I’m doing. RIVETED.
  • Yeah, I occasionally do a little chair dance when #Excel formulas work the way I want them to. What of it?
  • I work in Excel everyday. It’s so annoying. I need to either go back to school or get a certificate or something.
  • Just clicked a hyperlink in Excel. Guess I’ll make a cuppa and do the crossword while my laptop tries to work out what it’s to do now.
  • Always good to be friends with someone who can work Microsoft Excel!

This Week’s Tweets By

serenohhh, metalblackbird, ReGuindi, DiscePuer, Phil_Gr8ness, DrPiD, CamdenSerials, iambenatwork, shaunnaeast, hanfrangipane, EnasYorl, kWCryderianXu, danaascher, EvolvingCritic, Zach_Dziura, SongOfTreasure, timhatton, DanielleHollyxx

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