Excel Twitter 20151002
If your Excel formulas won’t work, you might lose your mind, and start daydreaming that people think your Excel jokes are funny. When that happens, try a pivot table.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.
- You know you’re losing your mind when you whisper “please just work” while refreshing an excel document
- Excel hurting my brain at this moment #fml
- Why, oh why, would the default #Excel bar chart axis sort be the exact OPPOSITE of the row sort?
- VLOOKUP, pivot table, random number generator… It’s been a good day for this little analyst. 🙂
- [daydream] HIM: “I’m in love with you.” ME: “Is it because of my Excel jokes?” HIM: “Yes they’re Excellent.”
- Only 2 days left at this job. They’ll be spent training my boss how to do my job. Task one: Crash course in Excel.
- my boss gave me a novel problem to solve in excel. this is the highlight of my week
- The only thing I’m interested in with Microsoft Office 2016 is the new Excel chart types
- Everyone reverts straight to “Classic Pivot Table view” right? If it’s classic then why not stick with it? #NerdChat
- I love Excel more than any person I’ve ever known.
- Yes, Excel, you’re winning, but you haven’t won yet. 4.75 hours on a simple chart and counting. #shoudhavejustretyped
- Third day at work and someone made me scan in an excel training manual from 1997
- Did a boatload of heavy Excel work this afternoon, and me now words hard.
- I can’t sing but I wonder if I can fake sing. A bit like at work people look over and I’m using Excel, when I’m actually counting in
my head - I do a ton of work in Excel, for my sins (really – I must have sinned pretty badly in a former life) and a mouse is indispensable.
- My professor: (very thick russian accent) “you are young you are beautiful, you should know how to work excel.” Umm k
- I get really cranky when my excel formulas won’t work.
- But did you try a pivot table?
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.
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You know you’re losing your mind when you whisper “please just work” while refreshing an excel document
— KristaPilla (@KristaKPilla) September 30, 2015
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Excel hurting my brain at this moment #fml
— -Susan C. (@susancx3) September 28, 2015
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Why, oh why, would the default #Excel bar chart axis sort be the exact OPPOSITE of the row sort? pic.twitter.com/cQi16ikkOY
— John Nelson (@JohnNelsonIDV) September 30, 2015
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VLOOKUP, pivot table, random number generator… It’s been a good day for this little analyst. 🙂
— Heather Ham ن (@hithahspam) September 30, 2015
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[daydream] HIM: “I’m in love with you.” ME: “Is it because of my Excel jokes?” HIM: “Yes they’re Excellent.”
— Hurricane Zara (@HurricaneZara) September 29, 2015
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Only 2 days left at this job. They’ll be spent training my boss how to do my job. Task one: Crash course in Excel.
— chad kennedy (@nvchad2) September 25, 2015
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my boss gave me a novel problem to solve in excel. this is the highlight of my week
— Contrarian Barbarian (@basquiatball) September 24, 2015
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The only thing I’m interested in with Microsoft Office 2016 is the new Excel chart types
— Νικό73 (@StanDevia) September 23, 2015
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Everyone reverts straight to “Classic Pivot Table view” right? If it’s classic then why not stick with it? #NerdChat
— Neil Halton (@NeilHalton) September 29, 2015
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I love Excel more than any person I’ve ever known.
— Frindle Babbin (@Frindle_Babbin) September 23, 2015
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Yes, Excel, you’re winning, but you haven’t won yet. 4.75 hours on a simple chart and counting. #shoudhavejustretyped
— Jody Feldman (@jodyfeldman) September 29, 2015
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Third day at work and someone made me scan in an excel training manual from 1997
— Alyssa (@alyssaasky) September 30, 2015
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Did a boatload of heavy Excel work this afternoon, and me now words hard.
— Michael Wallevand (@LegalProductMgr) September 29, 2015
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I can’t sing but I wonder if I can fake sing. A bit like at work people look over and I’m using Excel, when I’m actually counting in my head
— Dave Parker (@DavChrlz) September 27, 2015
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@twmp I do a ton of work in Excel, for my sins (really – I must have sinned pretty badly in a former life) and a mouse is indispensable.
— Giles P. Croft (@gpcroft) September 27, 2015
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My professor: (very thick russian accent) “you are young you are beautiful, you should know how to work excel.” Umm k
— Megan Beebe (@meggbeebe) September 23, 2015
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I get really cranky when my excel formulas won’t work.
— ᴛɪϙ (@automatiqhigh) September 30, 2015
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@aepton But did you try a pivot table?
— Alex Bordens (@alexbordens) September 28, 2015
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This Week’s Tweets By
KristaKPilla, susancx3, JohnNelsonIDV, hithahspam, HurricaneZara, nvchad2, basquiatball, StanDevia, NeilHalton, Frindle_Babbin, jodyfeldman, alyssaasky, LegalProductMgr, DavChrlz, gpcroft, meggbeebe, automatiqhigh, alexbordens
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