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Excel Twitter 20151106

ByDebra Dalgleish

To prevent a tragedy, remember to save your Excel work before you leave the office. You don’t want to end up having nightmares that pivot tables don’t exist!

10 people, 1 worksheet, 1 struggle

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • I always feel like a genius when I help someone with an excel problem.
  • When your boss thinks you are good with excel but doesn’t know how many hours it takes for you to figure it out. #sigh
  • Excel stupidity is a cross-platform problem.
  • Have spent the morning so far playing around with Powerview for Excel. I think I’m in love. #ChandlerBing
  • I love the beginning of the month because it’s so interesting to learn how many times I can crash Excel in a day. #DONTSENDERROR
  • Plus, I’m pretty sure my DNA was arranged via a Pivot Table, because I’m just that handy in Excel.
  • *be smarter than the excel spreadsheet*-thoughts at work
  • I just wanna boss people around and make excel charts
  • When you find an excel function/statcrunch for a statistic problem is like getting freed from prison #math
  • Our spreadsheet won’t let us insert a pivot table because there’s “too much data” and smoke is actually coming out of our ears.
  • Almost left work without saving my excel spread sheet. That could have been pretty, pretty bad…
  • I have a deep love for creating and then admiring my work on a well organized excel spreadsheet.
  • I feel like my life can be divided into before I knew about pivot tables and after I knew about pivot tables. #Excel
  • seriously though what did people even do at work before excel was invented?
  • Excel, I constantly sing your praises. Why, then, would you crash and make me lose my work? Such utter betrayal…
  • Last night I dreamt that pivot tables did not exist anymore… Saddest dream in ages! ?? #Excel
  • Accomplishments at work today: Named an excel sheet. Walked around with a clipboard. Put on chapstick.
  • 10 people, 1 excel worksheet, 1 struggle

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

The_Real_DRich, L4LILZ, DonaldMick, BrianDMcCarthy, emfins,  BruceLightyear, sheanahwright, heyitskellie_, SamuelNord, tateellen, kronda, lizashley44, laurathecurious, x, missmeganfrost, Yomsterss

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