Excel Twitter 20160603
Is your youth fading, and if so, is Excel to blame? Anyway, don’t yell at the paper clip, and leave the pivot table out of it. I’m sure that bloke from 2003 would agree!
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- Today I made a combo line chart in excel … #ImCool
- No, Mom, my job is great. I love seeing my youth fade with every excel sheet I open.
- OH; “I love Excel so much if it was a man I’d marry it because it does everything.”
- Dude say what you want about me…my family..whatever! But you leave my pivot table out of this.
- I love when you have an excel problem and Google it. Some bloke from 2003 has solved it and it still works.
- Uhh, my boss actually said I’m an Excel guru… *hides under a rock*
- I love doing cell references in excel because of the lively exclamation point. “MediaRelations!J18″Yeah!
- Made a pie chart on excel for the 1st time! I feel 30% smarter and 70% more attractive. Come see me – I’ll pie your charts good
- Please note the date and time!!! I just created a pivot table without the help of another human being. #miracleshappen #Excel #work
- No YOU just spent twenty minutes playing with numbers in Excel to answer a stupid off-the-cuff joke/question.
- Working here has made me develop some sort of hate for MS word and love for MS excel lol
- @HarryTwittaker “It looks like you’re trying to make a pivot table” “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PAPERCLIP”
- When you’re working on Excel infront of your coworker and they think you’re decoding the DaVinci code. #calmdownitsjustnumbers #notmagic
- Two words that sum up my day. Pivot. Table.
- I don’t use Excel a lot. Is it always this counterintuitively stupid?
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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Today I made a combo line chart in excel … #ImCool
— Nick Visscher (@nickvisscher) June 2, 2016
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No, Mom, my job is great. I love seeing my youth fade with every excel sheet I open.
— Intern Bot (@iaminternbot) June 2, 2016
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OH: “I love Excel so much if it was a man I’d marry it because it does everything.”
— Jocelyn (@Jocelyn_) June 1, 2016
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Dude say what you want about me…my family..whatever! But you leave my pivot table out of this.
— Iworkinanoffice (@iworkinaoffice) June 1, 2016
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I love when you have an excel problem and Google it. Some bloke from 2003 has solved it and it still works.
— Emma Barnes (@ejbarnes89) June 2, 2016
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Uhh, my boss actually said I’m an Excel guru… *hides under a rock*
— Choshi Marie (@koi_choshi) May 31, 2016
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I love doing cell references in excel because of the lively exclamation point. “MediaRelations!J18”
Yeah!— Mir i am (@ironmiriam) May 31, 2016
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Made a pie chart on excel for the 1st time!
I feel 30% smarter and 70% more attractive.
Come see me – I’ll pie your charts good— Vanessa Yardley (@MsNess48) May 29, 2016
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Please note the date and time!!! I just created a pivot table without the help of another human being. #miracleshappen #Excel #work
— Sarah (@noudles04) May 31, 2016
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No YOU just spent twenty minutes playing with numbers in Excel to answer a stupid off-the-cuff joke/question.
— Dr. Sbaitso, F.M.D. (@DrSbaitso) May 26, 2016
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Working here has made me develop some sort of hate for MS word and love for MS excel lol
— Erika Louise (@thisbvdkid) June 2, 2016
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@HarryTwittaker “It looks like you’re trying to make a pivot table” “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PAPERCLIP”
— TAFKACD (@ChazzyDeane) May 31, 2016
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When you’re working on Excel infront of your coworker and they think you’re decoding the DaVinci code. #calmdownitsjustnumbers #notmagic
— P (@PatilBerberian) May 27, 2016
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Two words that sum up my day. Pivot. Table.
— Nikki Hesford (@NikkiHesford) May 25, 2016
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I don’t use Excel a lot. Is it always this counterintuitively stupid?
— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) May 25, 2016
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This Week’s Tweets By
Nick Visscher, Intern Bot, Jocelyn, Iworkinanoffice, Emma Barnes, Choshi Marie, Mir i am, Vanessa Yardley, Sarah, Dr. Sbaitso, F.M.D., Erika Louise, TAFKACD, P, Nikki Hesford, Varad Mehta
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