Excel Twitter 20160708
Does it feel like you’ve spent 8 hours working in Excel today, or 500 years? It probably doesn’t matter, as long as your pivot table is relevant.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- I JUST MADE MY FIRST RELEVANT PIVOT TABLE
- If I had a dollar for everytime I crashed excel at work, I would double my pay check. #IExcelAtWork
- After 15 minutes of showing you how to make a pie chart from your data, you say “So this is Excel?” #HowIKnowYoureDumb
- my biggest pet peeve: when excel pivot tables assume you want COUNT of something instead of sum. why would i ever need count. why.
- 70y/o guy I work with has been using excel since ’89 and hasn’t gone 1 workday without looking at spreadsheets since
- When your boss gives you an excel project to finish and all you know how to do on excel is click on the icon to open it
- If it takes 8 hours of manual work to import a structured excel file into a database system, you’ve done something wrong.
- *spends 500 years listing and organising with pen and paper**dad walks in with completed excel document**kills self for being stupid*
- All hail the Excel pivot table.Things I have yelled in my cubicle.
- How would you feel if I told you I had every packing list I’ve made for every trip I’ve taken since 2010 in an excel workbook.
- I spend a good 89% of my time waiting on people and excel to function correctly. The rest I might actually get work done. #lovely
- Today I learned the =CONCATENATE function, so I think my work week was better then yours #Excel
- Today at work, I am sincerely regretting the fact that I ever put “proficient in Microsoft excel” on my resume
- Dear excel. If you could work. Thanks.
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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I JUST MADE MY FIRST RELEVANT PIVOT TABLE
— natalie (@eilatau) July 6, 2016
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If I had a dollar for everytime I crashed excel at work, I would double my pay check. #IExcelAtWork
— Scott Piekarski (@whypi42) July 5, 2016
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After 15 minutes of showing you how to make a pie chart from your data, you say “So this is Excel?” #HowIKnowYoureDumb
— Ungodly News (@ungodlynews) July 6, 2016
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my biggest pet peeve: when excel pivot tables assume you want COUNT of something instead of sum. why would i ever need count. why.
— Joyce (@ribattuta) June 29, 2016
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70y/o guy I work with has been using excel since ’89 and hasn’t gone 1 workday without looking at spreadsheets since pic.twitter.com/uCdhdAzOG9
— Heoff (@AuntGeMeiman) July 6, 2016
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When your boss gives you an excel project to finish and all you know how to do on excel is click on the icon to open it
— Robby (@Robby_Hazel) June 28, 2016
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If it takes 8 hours of manual work to import a structured excel file into a database system, you’ve done something wrong.
— Erik Bernskiold (@ErikBernskiold) July 6, 2016
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*spends 500 years listing and organising with pen and paper*
*dad walks in with completed excel document*
*kills self for being stupid*— SS. (@Sue_Sid) June 28, 2016
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All hail the Excel pivot table.
Things I have yelled in my cubicle.— foodlibrarian (@foodlibrarian) July 6, 2016
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How would you feel if I told you I had every packing list I’ve made for every trip I’ve taken since 2010 in an excel workbook.
— Eleni (@Eleni0501) June 25, 2016
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I spend a good 89% of my time waiting on people and excel to function correctly. The rest I might actually get work done. #lovely
— Jess (@jessXcloyd) July 5, 2016
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Today I learned the =CONCATENATE function, so I think my work week was better then yours #Excel
— Megan Davis (@12yellowpears) June 30, 2016
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Today at work, I am sincerely regretting the fact that I ever put “proficient in Microsoft excel” on my resume
— Obri (@wellaubviously) July 1, 2016
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Dear excel. If you could work. Thanks.
— Grace Witcher (@grace_witcher) July 4, 2016
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This Week’s Tweets By
natalie, Scott Piekarski, Ungodly News, Joyce, Heoff, ned flanders, Erik Bernskiold, SS., foodlibrarian, Eleni, Jess, Megan Davis, Obri, Grace Witcher
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