Excel Twitter 20160916
With all the seductive whispering, X-rated workbooks, disturbing dreams and nerdgasms, this week’s collection of tweets might not be suitable for children. If you’re underage, or a sensitive type, perhaps you should play Pokeman Go instead.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.
- I want you to whisper ‘pivot table’ in my ear.
- excel as a hammer… hitting nails one worksheet at a time
- I just made my first pivot table. I will never make another, if I can avoid it. I will commit serious crimes to avoid having to do so.
- The proportion of times when Excel has tried to help me that were actually helpful asymptotes to 0 as t -> infinity
- I just made an excel chart of my classes EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS
- Few things more painful in life than working through an excel worksheet as a class
- Is there anything more annoying than that stupid yellow enable edit thing when you go to open up Word or Excel documents?!?!
- You must be 18 to use this workbook. It’s rated X for #Excel. O_o
- I saved the workbook I’ve been working on for nearly three hours and excel crashed seconds later. Living life on the absolute edge today
- Am I the only one that would LOVE a Pokemon Go to Excel export? I want to track and chart my candy types!
- Every pivot table I set up requires three attempts to get it to do what I want. This is supposedly a skill I’ve had for ~7 years
- I’m the Data King. An Excel formatting wizard. The Pivot Table Prince. All bow before my spreadsheet prowess
- This morning I used the neologism “nerd-gasm” after solving the problem of there being no n-roots in excel. I’m both proud and ashamed.
- I dreamt about excel functions last night. needless to say, i should work less.
- Excel is fine. You’re the problem.
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.
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I want you to whisper ‘pivot table’ in my ear.
— Tareq + the machine (@TareqAmeer) September 13, 2016
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excel as a hammer… hitting nails one worksheet at a time
— Nathan Fisher (@natbobc) September 14, 2016
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I just made my first pivot table. I will never make another, if I can avoid it. I will commit serious crimes to avoid having to do so.
— Marcus Kernohan (@mkernohan) September 14, 2016
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@stupid_runner The proportion of times when Excel has tried to help me that were actually helpful asymptotes to 0 as t -> infinity
— Colin Angus (@VictimOfMaths) September 9, 2016
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I just made an excel chart of my classes EVERYONE SHOULD DO THIS pic.twitter.com/8se1Aoz5Rb
— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@yodizzler) September 14, 2016
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Few things more painful in life than working through an excel worksheet as a class
— Ammie ✨ (@AmmieLevi) September 15, 2016
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Is there anything more annoying than that stupid yellow enable edit thing when you go to open up Word or Excel documents?!?!
— Jennifer Young (@PGJenny) September 8, 2016
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You must be 18 to use this workbook. It’s rated X for #Excel. O_o
— science_goddess (@science_goddess) September 7, 2016
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I saved the workbook I’ve been working on for nearly three hours and excel crashed seconds later. Living life on the absolute edge today
— Casey Gamble (@caseyjgamble) September 12, 2016
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Am I the only one that would LOVE a Pokemon Go to Excel export? I want to track and chart my candy types!
— /Fay-lee-nuh/ (@Felienne) September 10, 2016
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Every pivot table I set up requires three attempts to get it to do what I want. This is supposedly a skill I’ve had for ~7 years
— Sean Connolly (@vaguity) September 13, 2016
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I’m the Data King. An Excel formatting wizard. The Pivot Table Prince. All bow before my spreadsheet prowess
— M[]KE (@alldayledet) September 14, 2016
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This morning I used the neologism “nerd-gasm” after solving the problem of there being no n-roots in excel. I’m both proud and ashamed.
— Trivia Tom (@maydont) September 15, 2016
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I dreamt about excel functions last night. needless to say, i should work less.
— Jenna Tanenbaum (@urbanfitopia) September 15, 2016
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@chrisriggins6 Excel is fine. You’re the problem.
— JA Clark (@JAClark_13) September 9, 2016
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This Week’s Tweets By
Tareq + the machine, Nathan Fisher, Marcus Kernohan, Colin Angus, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Ammie ✨, Jennifer Young, science_goddess, Casey Gamble, /Fay-lee-nuh/, Sean Connolly, M[]KE, Trivia Tom, Jenna Tanenbaum, JA Clark
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