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Excel Twitter 20160923

ByDebra Dalgleish

There are Excel books for dummies; should we have Excel messages for dummies too? That might reduce the number of #REF! errors. Or not. Oh, the horror!

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • Im starting to think my boss thinks #REF errors in Excel are cute to have
  • Pivot tables in excel are my life, and if you don’t know what one is then I’m not sure I wanna know you…
  • my boss asked me to do some graphic design work and when i asked what version of photoshop they had, he asked me to “just do it in excel”
  • In Hell, I “work on my excel skills” for eternity.
  • my plan for today is to sit at my desk and watch excel tutorials on youtube. surprisingly, my boss is ok with this.
  • When in doubt, pivot table it out #excel #law #methodology #trainingcontract
  • After all of these years, I FINALLY learned how to make a chart on Excel. #movinonup #nerd
  • Now trying to figure out Excel’s code for custom number formatting. Oh, the horror.
  • Tho “can’t open this file; there is a problem w/its contents” is polite, I’d prefer “hey dummy you’re trying to open an Excel file in Word”
  • I’ve spent more time trying to make a pie chart in excel than i have ever spent on any homework assignment in my life.
  • I figured out a problem with Excel all on my own and I believe that alone entitles me to a college degree
  • So much of excel work is thinking around a problem. The most obvious answer isn’t always the best one.
  • The problem of having to excel windows open is that sometimes you click the sum button on the wrong one.
  • Half of my day at work is spent praying Excel doesn’t crash.
  • I’ll tell ya, sorting this 480,000 row Excel worksheet isn’t as quick as you might think.

Spend half my day praying Excel doesn't crash http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Michael, MBA, Jack Hilton, SUKI DEEN, Strump n’ Grind, camille, Paul, Francine Espiritu, Aaron Schiff, Minion Librarian, Poor Homie Sah, Sarah Lee, Louise, Kevin Fletcher, Vjosë, Mike Fraser

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