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Excel Twitters 20161202

ByDebra Dalgleish

Does Excel give you infinite cosmic power, just like Aladdin’s genie? Or is your life a delicate balance between spreadsheets and Twitter?

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • today’s lesson; pivot tables are not as scary as they seem. #excel #nerdspeak #yayfordataanalysis
  • 6 hours for this stupid conditional formatting formula. I hate excel but I feel as though I’ve conquered it.
  • Every time I’m forced to work in Excel I find myself remembering the line “Infinite cosmic power, itty-bitty living space.”
  • When I get bored at work, I start endorsing people for anything on LinkedIn. No clue if you’re any good on Excel but I’ll back you up m8
  • Just got 40pg. Manual at work on how to make 1 specific excel report. U guys that do match rating spreadsheets for fun are literal maniacs
  • A code for zip codes in excel; I shall call it zip code.
  • it’s frustrating as hell, but there is no more satisfying feeling than when you get something on Excel to just WORK.
  • I’m yet to meet a problem in life the lasf 6 months I haven’t tried to solve using Excel… might have a problem
  • TFW When you handle the excel cuz no one else knows how. But all the work is on excel so you end up doing all the work
  • Actually getting somewhere with excel code writing, miracles do happen
  • Playing in Excel whilst watching Jamie Oliver’s Christmas and then Mrs Browns Christmas special…. Festive with pivot tables.
  • You know you’ve really mastered life when someone at work asks you an excel question and you are just like, step aside
  • Let a coworker use an intense Excel worksheet I made to automate some reporting. Forgot I set the incorrect input message to “wrong dumbass”
  • I’ve been trying to figure out this excel worksheet for about 3 days and the directions aren’t getting any clearer.
  • I complete a pivot table and then I reward myself with 5 minutes on Twitter. life is all about balance

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Dr. Hood, E. Ross Ura, Robert Brown, tom mcshane, virtualpros, Erin, William Paul, Immer S Chriswell, A.MA.RA., Joe Oakley, Gary Duffield, Kristen, Eric Nelson, TAYLOR, cindy

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