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Excel Twitter 20170623

ByDebra Dalgleish

Which is worse – fish in the office microwave, Excel training, or merged cells? If those things make you irrationally angry, just revamp an old Excel workbook. Or map out your life.

Eating pivot tables for breakfast http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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  • 20 percent of my work day is just asking people to close out of Word and Excel docs so I can edit.
  • Can’t tell if the guy who cooks fish in the microwave is the worst guy at work or the guy who insists on only using a keyboard for excel
  • Excel is very powerful but I hate wasting time when something just doesn’t work and it really should
  • Crashing Excel is my favorite pastime at work.
  • Me? I’m using Excel to work out how much I’d need to spend to have someone bring me freezer chilled bedsheets every 10 mins. And you?
  • When you solve your excel problem by throwing a CONCATENATE in your INDEX-MATCH
  • @catduchess I work with a guy who’s mapped out his whole life in excel leading up to his retirement. Don’t be that guy.
  • excel training at work today. I’ve fallen asleep twice.
  • Fun open-office thing; everyone can hear when you yell “YEAH!” because you finally made a gnarly excel function work. #leanIn
  • Me talking about how much I love making excel spreadsheets to someone who doesn’t care
  • Mastering Excel and eating pivot tables for breakfast and lunch #ExcelNerd
  • WHY FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN DO YOU SEND ME EXCEL SHEETS THAT HAVE MERGE & CENTER #DATA #FML #badminpets
  • When life gets you down, just revamp and outdated Excel workbook!
  • Things which irrationally anger me; when people don’t rename and delete unused default worksheet tabs in Excel
  • Forgive the Excel-iness of this chart

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Eating pivot tables for breakfast http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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