Excel Twitter 20170915
Do you laugh when your co-workers crash Excel? Or are you too busy, admiring your Excel works of art? Anyway, just to be safe, I’d recommend that you don’t brag about your Excel skills. Or your witchcraft skills.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
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- We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t make Excel work out that a date minus a date isn’t a date.
- Me: [bragging at neighbourhood party] I excel at work Her: He means he does spreadsheets Me: COULDN’T LET ME HAVE ONE PUN
- I’m color coding data in Excel. Because sometimes I’m the problem, not the solution.
- This is my “please hire me I promise I’m cool at parties and I love excel spreadsheets” face
- I have a complex Excel problem to work out. I’m hoping a solution will pop into my head during spin or in the shower.
- DAMMIT EXCEL YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUNCTIONS ARE RUINING MY LIFE
- Currently being traumatised by the words “Excel”, “IF”, “SUMIF” and “VLOOKUP”. And also by an ancient laptop that keeps crashing #FML
- Tonight: my actuary husband teaching me how to do pivot tables in Excel, with Star Trek in the background… #whosaysaccountantsareboring
- Don’t ever let anyone know you’re good at excel. So many stupid spreadsheets
- A podcast this morning was about AI taking all our jobs. At work the shared drives and Excel are down so seems like a long way to go!
- Would it really be a day at work unless someone passed around a new shared excel doc that’s somehow going to solve every problem ever
- My excel files are starting to look like the works of Piet Mondrian. It’s literally a Work of Art. #pun
- Coworker: “I heard you in the audience, you have a very distinctive laugh” Me: “That’s cause you hear me at work when you crash Excel”
- me: *participates in one excel basics workshop* me: *creates one pivot table* me: i can. do. Anything
- Excel doesn’t work… Time for witchcraft
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
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We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t make Excel work out that a date minus a date isn’t a date.
— Simon (@intruth) September 14, 2017
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Me: [bragging at neighbourhood party] I excel at work
Her: He means he does spreadsheets
Me: COULDN’T LET ME HAVE ONE PUN
— Morris McDutchfield (@Dutchtica) September 12, 2017
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I’m color coding data in Excel. Because sometimes I’m the problem, not the solution.
— Sadie Jane Ryan (@SadieRyan) September 12, 2017
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This is my “please hire me I promise I’m cool at parties and I love excel spreadsheets” face pic.twitter.com/QKCAatshq1
— Katie Diekhaus ✨ (@KatieDiek) September 13, 2017
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I have a complex Excel problem to work out. I’m hoping a solution will pop into my head during spin or in the shower.
— Anthony Finucane (@antof) September 11, 2017
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DAMMIT EXCEL YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUNCTIONS ARE RUINING MY LIFE
— Michelle (@ferRAWRa) September 11, 2017
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Currently being traumatised by the words “Excel”, “IF”, “SUMIF” and “VLOOKUP”. And also by an ancient laptop that keeps crashing #FML
— StewPot (@Sambabysg) September 2, 2017
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Tonight: my actuary husband teaching me how to do pivot tables in Excel, with Star Trek in the background… #whosaysaccountantsareboring
— Sian Redwood (@sianredwood) September 13, 2017
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Don’t ever let anyone know you’re good at excel.
So many stupid spreadsheets
— dukeofunicorns (@unicornduke) September 11, 2017
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A podcast this morning was about AI taking all our jobs. At work the shared drives and Excel are down so seems like a long way to go!
— Rob Ray (@robrayflondon) September 11, 2017
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Would it really be a day at work unless someone passed around a new shared excel doc that’s somehow going to solve every problem ever
— Tim Swenarton (@timothyswen) September 12, 2017
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My excel files are starting to look like the works of Piet Mondrian. It’s literally a Work of Art. #pun
— Ferdous Pirzada (@FerdousPirzada) September 13, 2017
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Coworker: “I heard you in the audience, you have a very distinctive laugh”
Me: “That’s cause you hear me at work when you crash Excel”— Etaru (@Etaru) September 14, 2017
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me: *participates in one excel basics workshop*
me: *creates one pivot table*
me: i can. do. Anything— trollison (@godphamit) September 13, 2017
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Excel doesn’t work… Time for witchcraft
— Rustle my Jummies (@JummiZ) September 11, 2017
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This Week’s Tweets By
Simon, Morris McDutchfield, Sadie Jane Ryan, Katie Diekhaus , Anthony Finucane, Michelle, StewPot, Sian Redwood, dukeofunicorns, Rob Ray, Tim Swenarton, Ferdous Pirzada, Etaru, trollison, Rustle my Jummies
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