Excel Twitter 20171006
Are you fluent in Excel, or would you prefer to communicate in High Valyrian? Whichever you pick, don’t let the green triangles scare you while you solve the universe.
This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text
Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.
- You go to war with the pivot table you have, not the pivot table you might want or wish to have
- Being an adult is getting excited when your boss says you can charge time to take an Excel tutorial class at BSU as “personal development”
- When people try to come for you over corporate email, so you gotta hit them with the pivot table facts.
- When the Excel gods are on your side and allow that dammm formula to work hahaha you know it’s a good day
- I’ve never felt more stupid than when I studied next to a physics major tonight. I’m making Excel spreadsheets and he’s solving the universe
- As an accounting guy nothing gets me jazzed like a well formatted chart in excel
- Stupid little green triangle in the corner of the cell in MS Excel gives me unnecessary stress. I am right, you are wrong. Ugh.
- *googles excel question about a chart**reads first reply to question**closes browser*
- I don’t like the new Excel’s use of unnecessary animations and cutesy conversational dialog boxes. I’m trying to work here!
- Dealing with Excel is like learning another language this mess of a pivot table might as well be in High Valyrian
- I love it when Excel freezes. It’s suspenseful. Will I lose all my work? Stay tuned for the next episode…
- When an Excel “pivot table” in English turns into a “tableau croisé dynamique” in French.
- I Refuse to do anymore work on Excel without a mouse!
- Just accidentally discovered that alt+3 makes a heart symbol in Excel so it’s probably fine that I’m still at work right
This Week’s Tweets – Embedded
Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.
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You go to war with the pivot table you have, not the pivot table you might want or wish to have
— Patrick Hurley (@poguemahon) September 30, 2017
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Being an adult is getting excited when your boss says you can charge time to take an Excel tutorial class at BSU as “personal development”
— Moze (@kmozymoz) October 3, 2017
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When people try to come for you over corporate email, so you gotta hit them with the pivot table facts.
— Jackie Sousa (@jackie_sousa) October 5, 2017
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When the Excel gods are on your side and allow that dammm formula to work hahaha you know it’s a good day
— Saul De Loera (@SaulDLoera) October 3, 2017
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I’ve never felt more stupid than when I studied next to a physics major tonight. I’m making Excel spreadsheets and he’s solving the universe
— Devin (@udiscowithme) October 5, 2017
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As an accounting guy nothing gets me jazzed like a well formatted chart in excel
— Quavo Jam Boogie (@guesswhos_STACH) October 3, 2017
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Stupid little green triangle in the corner of the cell in MS Excel gives me unnecessary stress. I am right, you are wrong. Ugh.
— Affy (@ATTQureshi) October 3, 2017
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*googles excel question about a chart*
*reads first reply to question*
*closes browser* pic.twitter.com/E66acI90Jx
— Michael Klein (@chargehim40) September 28, 2017
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@Office I don’t like the new Excel’s use of unnecessary animations and cutesy conversational dialog boxes. I’m trying to work here!
— Brian Wahl (@bgwahl) October 5, 2017
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Dealing with Excel is like learning another language this mess of a pivot table might as well be in High Valyrian pic.twitter.com/04SPBtEQ9t
— Hard Deadline (@ThatDasia) October 2, 2017
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I love it when Excel freezes. It’s suspenseful. Will I lose all my work?
Stay tuned for the next episode… cc: @shannonscarlett pic.twitter.com/riDj7Cm3Jb
— Dan Wilson (@DanWilson) October 5, 2017
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When an Excel “pivot table” in English turns into a “tableau croisé dynamique” in French.
— Marie Patino (@mariepastora) September 29, 2017
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I Refuse to do anymore work on Excel without a mouse!
— ❁ j (@nxllxs) October 2, 2017
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Just accidentally discovered that alt+3 makes a heart symbol in Excel so it’s probably fine that I’m still at work right
— Susan Olson (@beautyinfacts) September 30, 2017
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This Week’s Tweets By
Patrick Hurley, Moze, Jackie Sousa, Saul De Loera, Devin, Quavo Jam Boogie, Affy, Michael Klein, Brian Wahl, Hard Deadline , Dan Wilson, Marie Patino, ❁ j, Susan Olson
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