Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20180209

ByDebra Dalgleish

Valentine’s Day is coming up next week, so use your Excel skills to impress your sweetheart. Or, make a car out of cardboard, and fill it with cheesy jokes. Whatever works for you!

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This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

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  • EXCEL, WHY WON’T YOU MAKE THE NUMBERS WORK?
  • excel will never be a breeze. ever. and just when you think you’re fine someone will ask you to make a pivot table agh
  • Me: Taking an Advanced Excel course would probably be beneficial in my current line of work.*enrolls in a Dino Paleobiology course instead*
  • This girl at work was like, “any excuse to make an excel spreadsheet, I’m gonna do it”. I’ve never related to anyone more.
  • You know what I use? Excel. I know it’s old school but nothing ever beats Excel. I’ve got pivot tables, can create charts, etc. And it doesn’t call or email me
  • Swear I spend half my life Googling how to do things in Excel and I work in IT
  • Excel formulas are infuriating, primitive nonsense… but so satisfying when they work. It’s like building a functioning car out of cardboard.
  • Does anyone else get really excited when they learn a new Microsoft Excel formula that makes your work life 1000x easier? #corporatelife
  • Is it considered job security if you get random emails asking to help do excel stuff for people in all departments of your work?
  • ProTip: If you try to pivot a 149MB #Excel document, a man from @Office will literally drop in to your location via drone and laugh at you.
  • I just had one of those old school “Excel Ate My Homework” crashes, whew. Like, that work is GONE gone.
  • Me: Should I wear this to the bar?Roommate: Nothing says I can work a mean Excel spreadsheet like a quarter zip sweater.
  • I started hiding cheesy jokes in excel files everyone hates using at work. A month later, someone finally found one – it was much appreciated
  • The geeky strategy guy at work did things with Excel yesterday that are – frankly – supernatural and now I fancy him.
  • My life is a mixture of Pivot Tables, weird excel formulas and sadness

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

José, foyinsola , Jes, cassidy, Chief Mom Officer, Liv Tomlinson, Brent Ellison, Lindsey Lazarte, John the Ryu Narum, Malia, Vicky Harp, Cole Tippit, Alex, bluesoup, José Arambula

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