{"id":1001,"date":"2011-06-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/06\/excel-twitter-20110606\/"},"modified":"2011-06-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110606","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/06\/excel-twitter-20110606\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110606"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image3.png\" width=\"110\" height=\"129\" \/> Cavemen had plenty of problems, but they didn\u2019t have to worry about pivot tables or VLookups, or wasting time in Twitter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What should I say to a client that wants to open my Excel (2003) sheet in Microsoft works? <\/li>\n<li>to solve this problem, you either need excel, or patience, and i know that none of you have either one of those &#8211; finance prof. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel woes have corrected themselves. <\/li>\n<li>Two #excel quotes that came up today at work &quot;live to pivot&quot; and &quot;hook-up with v-lookup.&quot; Per Courtney D. <\/li>\n<li>This is the most uselessly complex Excel spreadsheet I&#8217;ve ever created&#8230; I love and hate it. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Excel is super simple for string comparisons as long as you don&#8217;t need to actually act on the data <\/li>\n<li>6:36 am and we&#8217;re already making yet another spreadsheet. I think MS Excel might be the key to winning the war on terror <\/li>\n<li>Ever had Excel pwn you? I mean utterly PWN you. As in many hours of work screwed. Feel like going for a very fast drive. #excelsucks #FML <\/li>\n<li>Converted part of my leads into a powerful excel worksheet. Feeling less like a cavewoman now. <\/li>\n<li>Man I been writing code all week&#8230; Writing visual basic code behind excel. Who knew you could do so much with Microsoft Office and VB? <\/li>\n<li>Dear Brain, pls be focus for 30 minutes.. After this report u can relax.. And yeah fingers, just stop tweeting n do the excel! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Universe, send more statisticians. Or people with better Excel skills. Love, Diana <\/li>\n<li>I have used an excel pivot to plot out how much underwear I&#8217;ll need for the second leg of my trip. MY WORK LIFE BALANCE IS OFFICIALLY RUINED <\/li>\n<li>Oh my god. One of them is working on an excel spreadsheet. This is so intense. <\/li>\n<li>Well that only took me 5 goes to get my Excel spreadsheet open. How ironic given I was just talking today how I want to move away from it <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cavemen had plenty of problems, but they didn\u2019t have to worry about pivot tables or VLookups, or wasting time in Twitter. What should I say to a client that wants to open my Excel (2003) sheet in Microsoft works? to solve this problem, you either need excel, or patience, and i know that none of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/06\/excel-twitter-20110606\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110606&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}