{"id":1005,"date":"2011-06-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/08\/excel-twitter-20110608\/"},"modified":"2011-06-08T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-08T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110608","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/08\/excel-twitter-20110608\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110608"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image5.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"116\" \/> Excel might be prone to errors, and crash occasionally, but it can recover a file from 1601, and help you make a wedding cake. That should come in handy.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Microsoft: make the default colour palette in Excel &#8216;softer&#8217; so I don&#8217;t have to cover my eyes when looking at spreadsheets. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>Was doing a report for work and Excel crashed. Had been trying to keep the app open because my trial expired weeks ago! No more work tonight <\/li>\n<li>bye all. I&#8217;m going deep into an #excel spreadsheet. #boo #realjob <\/li>\n<li>So Microsoft Excel has just completely disappeared off of my computer. Looks like perhaps I won&#8217;t be doing any accounting today&#8230; #fml <\/li>\n<li>I have absolutely no idea what my professor is talking about. Excel madness, unrelated to business law. Cool! you can make things colorful! <\/li>\n<li>I think #excel does not like the mighty combination of SUMPRODUCT, SUBTOTAL and OFFSET functions&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>As much as I am tech savvy, Excel will be the death of me. #thatrhymed <\/li>\n<li>Considering starting an Excel Spreadsheet for triathlon expenses, but that might be depressing. <\/li>\n<li>What happened to my Excel worksheet &#8211; why are all my filtering functions not working!!! <\/li>\n<li>Put my Excel skills to work for good, not evil! Boise Ironman 70.3 bike course breakdown&#8230; #TwitPict <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/5835gp\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/5835gp<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Love how Excel has recovered a file from 1601. <\/li>\n<li>Luxury! A previous place of employment made us use Excel for flow charts. Excel 2003 at that. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s #Dilbert: &quot;My financial model in #Excel is so complicated I assume it&#8217;s riddled w\/ formula errors&#8230;&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/ilnk.me\/dilbert\">http:\/\/ilnk.me\/dilbert<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>A day of training &amp; spreadsheet trundling beckons. Oh exquisite joy, I can scarcely conceal my quivering anticipation. <\/li>\n<li>I maintain an excel workbook with whatever data I can get for progress checking and making sense out of it. <\/li>\n<li>Feel quite organised (&amp; very geeky) after creating an excel spreadsheet to work out huge quantities of ingredients I need for wedding cake! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Filters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xladvfilter01.html\">Excel Filters<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel might be prone to errors, and crash occasionally, but it can recover a file from 1601, and help you make a wedding cake. That should come in handy. Microsoft: make the default colour palette in Excel &#8216;softer&#8217; so I don&#8217;t have to cover my eyes when looking at spreadsheets. Thanks. Was doing a report &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/08\/excel-twitter-20110608\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110608&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}