{"id":1007,"date":"2011-06-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/09\/excel-twitter-20110609\/"},"modified":"2011-06-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110609","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/09\/excel-twitter-20110609\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110609"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image6.png\" width=\"88\" height=\"126\" \/> Did you know that Excel was originally used by dinosaurs? Despite that long history, it\u2019s not a very good copy machine, and it makes people cry.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today a bible phrase mysteriously showed up in my excel spreadsheet. No lie. Totally freaked me out <\/li>\n<li>I might be closer then ever to becoming an #excel nerd&#8230; and I love it. Let&#8217;s pivot the rest of the afternoon away <\/li>\n<li>Ever spend so much time doing something tedious in #excel that you forgot why you were doing it in the first place? #thatjusthappened <\/li>\n<li>I think I deserve an outlet mall shopping break after teaching myself how to do Excel pivot tables. #workhardplayhard #fb <\/li>\n<li>hardest thing about doing vlookups and pivot tables today was that I was doing it in Excel 2003 #usedbydinosaurs #wherearethebuttons <\/li>\n<li>On bus &amp; appear to have interrupted a Microsoft ad&#8230;attractive couple loudly extolling the merits of Excel, pivot tables, formulas, etc <\/li>\n<li>Why yes, I&#8217;m the creeper in your local grocery store doing a price comparison complete with notebook and excel spreadsheet. #nerdwork <\/li>\n<li>I work in a paperless office and yet there is &#8216;paper&#8217; everywhere, it&#8217;s just in the form of Word and Excel files littered across my laptop <\/li>\n<li>today I was stuck inside an excel spreadsheet within an excel spreadsheet within an excel spreadsheet . Inception. <\/li>\n<li>OK Excel, look if you just play nice and let me do this then I can close this stupid file and let you go away, OK? Just this ONE thing? <\/li>\n<li>Some things require talent&#8230;.like dancing, singing, acting, painting, working on an MS Excel worksheet!! <\/li>\n<li>I like Excel better than most Microsoft products, but why does it to default to portrait mode? It&#8217;s a spreadsheet, fercripessakes. <\/li>\n<li>Would you like a pivot table with your mojito? <\/li>\n<li>My temp job at duke: read from a handwritten notebook and type into an excel spreadsheet. I&#8217;m the world&#8217;s slowest copy machine. \/facepalm <\/li>\n<li>#excel is a truly maddening program. I think it&#8217;s safe to say that excel and I are #frenemies. <\/li>\n<li>Work comp can&#8217;t handle an excel file with 17000 rows. I&#8217;m worried it may blow up soon. <\/li>\n<li>Dear lord my pivot table is gonna make me cry. I have serious issues. <\/li>\n<li>i think my boss is figuring out that i lied when i put &quot;proficient in excel&quot; on my resume #someoneteachme <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that Excel was originally used by dinosaurs? Despite that long history, it\u2019s not a very good copy machine, and it makes people cry. Today a bible phrase mysteriously showed up in my excel spreadsheet. No lie. Totally freaked me out I might be closer then ever to becoming an #excel nerd&#8230; and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/09\/excel-twitter-20110609\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110609&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}