{"id":1012,"date":"2011-06-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/11\/excel-twitter-20110611\/"},"modified":"2011-06-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110611","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/11\/excel-twitter-20110611\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110611"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image8.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"99\" \/> Be careful that you don\u2019t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won\u2019t be able to read those hieroglyphics.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Getting ready to &quot;play&quot; in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don&#8217;t have to deal with stupid people. <\/li>\n<li>I have brain ache from trying to do a spreadsheet homework on the PMT() function in excel, its so boring <\/li>\n<li>Ahhh&#8230; Done. Finally. I never want to look at an excel spreadsheet ever again. #dataentryispainful #doingitagaintomorrow <\/li>\n<li>Wow, Excel made me look like an idiot today. I ended up having the same spreadsheet to many coworkers three times. #deathbyembarrassment <\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s right just used conditional formatting to keep my pivot table header sexy through its dynamic awesomeness.(really shouldn&#8217;t have to) <\/li>\n<li>When you increase your Excel workbook to over 100%, you should start wearing your glasses again! <\/li>\n<li>excel is complicated enough that it could admit it&#8217;s sentient and able to do all this work itself, it just knows better <\/li>\n<li>Where do people create pie charts? If on excel, how do people create pie charts on excel? Please help. I will buy you beer . Please. <\/li>\n<li>I do IT work. IT work for them mean doing EXCEL ish. Um. I&#8217;m here to fix broken computers I don&#8217;t know a damn thing about EXCEL. <\/li>\n<li>The IT guy at work just belittled me for not knowing how to work 07 excel spreadsheets. Even at work I get heckled. <\/li>\n<li>Work is killing me. Killing me. Engineers that can&#8217;t build charts out of excel. #ineedaraise <\/li>\n<li>Who knows how to work microsoft excel? Cus I need u to take this test for me <\/li>\n<li>everything looks fancier in an excel spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d rather figure out the U.S. tax code than the Excel spreadsheet containing the shift schedule of the power plant where I&#8217;ll be working. <\/li>\n<li>Very cool&#8230; analyze Twitter with PowerPivot in Excel 2010! Microsoft Analytics for Twitter &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/jsASvA\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/jsASvA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I have literally named the Excel sheet I am working on &quot;Worksheet from Hell.&quot; So many merged cells! I hate you! Why do you exist? <\/li>\n<li>Man who died after completing enormous spreadsheet &quot;may have excelled himself&quot;.\u201d <\/li>\n<li>no problem excel is a ancient program so times it feels like you have to read hieroglyphics to do any thing in it lol <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be careful that you don\u2019t Excel yourself! You might strain your eyes (or worse), and you won\u2019t be able to read those hieroglyphics. Getting ready to &quot;play&quot; in excel. Might be an all day kinda thing, but at least I don&#8217;t have to deal with stupid people. I have brain ache from trying to do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/11\/excel-twitter-20110611\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110611&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}