{"id":1014,"date":"2011-06-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/13\/excel-twitter-20110613\/"},"modified":"2011-06-13T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110613","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/13\/excel-twitter-20110613\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110613"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image9.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"125\" \/>Daddy is right \u2013 you should have a budget in Excel, especially if you\u2019re a bride. But then you\u2019ll need a real job, to help pay for everything, so the budget works.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>At my last job I made a nice spreadsheet for someone only to have them print it out, write on it and fax it back \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Getting old: Viewing this Excel worksheet at 150%. <\/li>\n<li>The average obscures the sexiness in your data. Show the distribution in your #bigdata. #SAS #Tableau #JMP #R, even #Excel will do. <\/li>\n<li>Google docs now has pivot tables. The need for excel is getting smaller and smaller. <\/li>\n<li>\u266a This is the way the world ends, the world ends, the world ends. This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a bug in Excel. \u266a <\/li>\n<li>Brides: Open up a excel spreadsheet and start working on your wedding budget and try your best to stick to it !! The wedding project ! NYC <\/li>\n<li>Am very cold. Was told I&#8217;m &quot;the most prepared&quot; in conjunction w\/an Excel spreadsheet. Evidence points to Hell freezing over. <\/li>\n<li>my daddy taught me 2 keep an excel workbook for my budget but it still doesn&#8217;t help <\/li>\n<li>Excel is one thing people never seem to give Microsoft enough credit for &#8212; it really is wickedly powerful! <\/li>\n<li>I had to figure out a formula for Microsoft excel &amp; give it to my boss. -__- Yes Microsoft has formulas <\/li>\n<li>to pivot is to excel. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you MS Excel for always keeping life interesting by having utterly inscrutable logic! <\/li>\n<li>oh, Excel. I understand why some things in that macro went wrong, but why have you filled this entire workbook with the word &quot;female&quot;? <\/li>\n<li>Using a spreadsheet to write a novel somehow feels wrong&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>A guy told me that since I don&#8217;t work in Excel and don&#8217;t know how to use it &quot;that I&#8217;ve never have a real job.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>You know what I love? Incomplete Microsoft Excel documents. I love having to take care of those. #HulkSmashMyComputer <\/li>\n<li>Yeah I work with computers, programming and such &quot;Oh, sweet, finally someone who can help me with my Excel problem&quot; -.- #NotWhatIDo <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daddy is right \u2013 you should have a budget in Excel, especially if you\u2019re a bride. But then you\u2019ll need a real job, to help pay for everything, so the budget works. At my last job I made a nice spreadsheet for someone only to have them print it out, write on it and fax &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/13\/excel-twitter-20110613\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110613&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}