{"id":1018,"date":"2011-06-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20110615\/"},"modified":"2011-06-15T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20110615\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110615"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image11.png\" width=\"132\" height=\"118\" \/> Can you remember what the colour codes in an Excel file mean? Even if you created them an hour ago? Make a list, on one of those extra worksheets, so you\u2019ll remember.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>spend a month working on an &quot;idiot proof&quot; spreadsheet and they&#8217;ll send you a greater idiot. . . #screwit #youdoit <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m about to teach Bella how to use Excel so she can have a professional spreadsheet to take to school <\/li>\n<li>Also working on an Excel spreadsheet to organize the move. You call it crazy, I call it well-organized. <\/li>\n<li>Surely Excel needs to be taken out and shot when printing an entire workbook on doublesided paper requires deep coding knowledge? #fb <\/li>\n<li>The fact that I can&#8217;t hope to reproduce the #excel #magic I just created is proof that I&#8217;m a tortured excel #genius or #wizard. <\/li>\n<li>I colour coded a spreadsheet last week&#8230; now I can&#8217;t remember what the colours all mean?! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m savvy with Excel, but when global puts together a spreadsheet with copious formats and requests us to fill it out precisely&#8230; #RAGE <\/li>\n<li>You know how plasma screens can get burn-in. Well my eyes have burn-in, in the shape of a Excel spreadsheet grid <\/li>\n<li>That Excel spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t look very summery though. Bad bad Excel. <\/li>\n<li>For months now I have been hiding secret messages in the two extra worksheets I get sent with every Excel spreadsheet. No bites yet. <\/li>\n<li>My Dad went to all my Bball games no matter what and kept my stats for me. We&#8217;d go home and put them into an Excel spreadsheet #BestDad <\/li>\n<li>The Darkness, such an appropriate band for Excel work. Guess which Metallica album I&#8217;ll be putting on next &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Excel: Please stop crashing just as I&#8217;m about to save an hour&#8217;s worth of work. I&#8217;d really like to go to bed sometime tonight. <\/li>\n<li>Another crappy day to forget. Stupid excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>I really wish &quot;Pivot table&quot; referred to a live performance of the band #PVT on a raised platform. Sigh. <\/li>\n<li>This pivot table is too big to fail. #Work <\/li>\n<li>Ah what a dream! Figured out the problem with my Excel chart&#8230;.. <\/li>\n<li>is doing dynamic data processing in #Excel. It&#8217;s like a sloth trying to open a bottle of wine with a spatula. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you remember what the colour codes in an Excel file mean? Even if you created them an hour ago? Make a list, on one of those extra worksheets, so you\u2019ll remember. spend a month working on an &quot;idiot proof&quot; spreadsheet and they&#8217;ll send you a greater idiot. . . #screwit #youdoit I&#8217;m about to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/15\/excel-twitter-20110615\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110615&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1018"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1018\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1018"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1018"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1018"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}