{"id":1020,"date":"2011-06-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20110616\/"},"modified":"2011-06-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110616","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20110616\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110616"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image12.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"143\" \/> Excel is supposed to follow the laws of math? It&#8217;s okay that I don&#8217;t know this right??<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>if\/then code in excel. It&#8217;s fun when it works <\/li>\n<li>If your job description includes &quot;Making charts&quot;, slowly step away from Excel and read any one of Edward Tufte&#8217;s books <\/li>\n<li>Can some one tell me why two open MS Excel documents share the same Undo\/Redo function? So stupid. <\/li>\n<li>making good looking design come out of non-design programs is incredibly satisfying. #Excel #forms <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so lazy I was about to write a code in VB to delete the spaces out of this excel file column because I don&#8217;t wanna do it by hand. <\/li>\n<li>Think I need a separate analytics app to analyse all the tweets about the PowerPivot\/Twitter analytics app <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m becoming my mother. I&#8217;m actually enjoying using Excel and going thru the budget and timesheets at work! #accountant4lyfe <\/li>\n<li>Man, this Excel worksheet is all jacked up! Somebody went bonkers with formulas now it&#8217;s not even following the laws of math. <\/li>\n<li>Everyone of us are dying cause of a stupid excel sheet. <\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s what it does. Excel is programmed to edit your work so that you&#8217;ll have to keep redoing it. It&#8217;s almost sentient <\/li>\n<li>Its about that time of day when excel just becomes a blank white blur. #fb <\/li>\n<li>I still feel like an idiot when I open up Excel. I can write code to do what I want but formulas mess with my brain. <\/li>\n<li>Working with my intern today showing her a complicated excel function and after she goes &quot;it&#8217;s ok that I don&#8217;t know this right??&quot; #innocence <\/li>\n<li>Ouch! Got hit from the past: have to wrestle VBA code in excel I wrote 5+ years ago. How long does ppl use your spreadsheets? #abitproudtho <\/li>\n<li>If you stop me while I&#8217;m running from one department to another don&#8217;t expect a cheery reply to your &#8216;how do I make excel count?&#8217; question. <\/li>\n<li>I love meetings where I get to show off my color-coded Excel spreadsheets. I especially love it when others are excited to see them. <\/li>\n<li>reach into the monitor and choke #Excel when it &#8216;has encountered a problem and must exit&#8217;i&#8217;d love to do that when i encounter a problem too <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel is supposed to follow the laws of math? It&#8217;s okay that I don&#8217;t know this right?? if\/then code in excel. It&#8217;s fun when it works If your job description includes &quot;Making charts&quot;, slowly step away from Excel and read any one of Edward Tufte&#8217;s books Can some one tell me why two open MS &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/16\/excel-twitter-20110616\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110616&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}