{"id":1022,"date":"2011-06-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/17\/excel-twitter-20110617\/"},"modified":"2011-06-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-17T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110617","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/17\/excel-twitter-20110617\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110617"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image13.png\" width=\"125\" height=\"86\" \/> If you write a gigundo macro, maybe Excel can put those numbers in automatically. And it might turn on the ceiling fan too!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Open a spreadsheet and put some numbes in. That always looks busy &amp; important. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Why doesn&#8217;t Excel have auto-numbering? Such a stupid mistake. <\/li>\n<li>How to fix a problem spreadsheet. Post long convoluted plea for help on Facebook. Problem fixed. Excel is reading your status updates&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>always a tough juggling act. Excel spreadsheet and food vying for attention, who is the winner? <\/li>\n<li>Hard at work chasing down PowerPivot issues which I suspect to be due to inefficient end user reports. How do I train my users better? <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not a monitor problem it&#8217;s an Excel programming problem. #IHateExcel <\/li>\n<li>On the bright side of things, #Excel is working just gloriously and i&#8217;m in Pivot Table heaven. #nerdgirl <\/li>\n<li>One day I&#8217;ll be a pivot table ninja .. one day! <\/li>\n<li>Having a fight with a pivot table. Rather more impressed with the COUNTIF function than I should be. <\/li>\n<li>Taking a half hour lunch so I can go back to work early and finish some Excel spreadsheets. Sometimes I don&#8217;t even know who I am anymore. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is vexing me greatly this morning \ud83d\ude41 stupid formulas! <\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re spending your day in Excel even the smallest of things can bring immeasurable joy. Freeze panes, I think I love you. <\/li>\n<li>Wrote some gigundo macros today and my head hurts but I still love Excel lots. <\/li>\n<li>Helped co-worker with Excel function. She returns minutes later w\/ external job post. &quot;You&#8217;re way too smart for this place.&quot; #geethanks #fml <\/li>\n<li>someday people will realize that excel charts and powerpoint slides don&#8217;t show reality, they *define* reality. DEEFIIIIIIINE. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel spreadsheet, me and you are going to have an interesting afternoon. *shuts off light* <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t even get an excel spreadsheet to format! That&#8217;s how desperate the day is! <\/li>\n<li>I love it when I force Excel to do something complex enough to trigger my laptop&#8217;s cooling fan. CHOKE ON IT EXCEL! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you write a gigundo macro, maybe Excel can put those numbers in automatically. And it might turn on the ceiling fan too! Open a spreadsheet and put some numbes in. That always looks busy &amp; important. \ud83d\ude09 Why doesn&#8217;t Excel have auto-numbering? Such a stupid mistake. How to fix a problem spreadsheet. Post long &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/17\/excel-twitter-20110617\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110617&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}