{"id":1026,"date":"2011-06-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/20\/excel-twitter-20110620\/"},"modified":"2011-06-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110620","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/20\/excel-twitter-20110620\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110620"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image15.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"144\" \/> Excel is exciting, not boring, and it isn\u2019t the boss of you. But I\u2019m a mom, and easily impressed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Moms are easily impressed by anything relating to Excel. Teach them to make a spreadsheet and you&#8217;re a hero. <\/li>\n<li>If there has ever been a great reason to add more RAM to your machine its #PowerPivot Bring on the large datasets! <\/li>\n<li>Yup. I just used a spreadsheet to work out 500\/10. #notpayingattention#slightlyhungoverstill <\/li>\n<li>The problem with Excel, is it makes whatever you&#8217;re working on instantly boring. <\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet must be obeyed at all times! #budgeting #excel #daveramsey <\/li>\n<li>One of you need to come here and wrap my work up, it involves Excel files and data categorization. My promise it&#8217;s as exciting as it sounds. <\/li>\n<li>Is it true; More critical business data is stored in Excel spreadsheets than any other database management system? #sqlserver #excel <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is epic. Can&#8217;t believe it was all done by me <\/li>\n<li>calm down Mr D. Have a cup of tea and restore balance to the universe. Excel is not the boss of you. <\/li>\n<li>#PowerPivot is great. Til it&#8217;s not. Then it&#8217;s mind bending <\/li>\n<li>This code is now so spaghetti like it talking to me is italian. Refractory me up! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Numbers, although you think you&#8217;re that smart &amp; sexy version of Excel with Apple love, you are more like a lemon everytime I use you. <\/li>\n<li>My endless work with Excel has sharpened my memory to the point where I can remember several strings of 8-9 digits at once. It&#8217;s unnatural. <\/li>\n<li>Reminds me of the Dilbert where he makes the boss believe that he can steer the plane with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Manipulating pivot tables in Excel with VBA is frustrating. <\/li>\n<li>#confession: I don&#8217;t know how to use #excel. <\/li>\n<li>Working at my kitchen table w\/ copious amounts of coffee, made a pivot table for the first time in 2+ years. <\/li>\n<li>These Sheets were made for crashing, and that&#8217;s just what they&#8217;ll do.. #officesongs #excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel is exciting, not boring, and it isn\u2019t the boss of you. But I\u2019m a mom, and easily impressed. Moms are easily impressed by anything relating to Excel. Teach them to make a spreadsheet and you&#8217;re a hero. If there has ever been a great reason to add more RAM to your machine its #PowerPivot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/20\/excel-twitter-20110620\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110620&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}