{"id":1028,"date":"2011-06-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/21\/excel-twitter-20110621\/"},"modified":"2011-06-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110621","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/21\/excel-twitter-20110621\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110621"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image16.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/> There are countless tweets this week about a new application that makes Facebook look like Excel. If you\u2019re that bored, it might be better to play a game of Solitaire. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We just made a really awesome and totally color-coded spreadsheet re: house hunting. Our realtor is going to laugh at us. #nerds <\/li>\n<li>Back to the #excel salt mine. <\/li>\n<li>I am in the pivot-table pit of despair! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>For the first 3 minutes of my birthday I stared at my completed Excel worksheet. My master plan is working out perfectly. Mwahahahahaha! <\/li>\n<li>Half of my time at work is spent trying to get excel files to open. #newcomputerfail <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll play Solitaire for half hour then call my boss. I&#8217;m kinda sick of Excel. <\/li>\n<li>And i thought i was almost done with excel .. stupid pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>An epic battle has begun between me and Excel. I will pivot and conquer. <\/li>\n<li>Why embed Facebook in Excel? Your boss can see if you&#8217;ve been using it by looking in the firewall logs. <\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet currently on my screen is a month out of date. It&#8217;s just there to make me look busy. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got way too many spreadsheets to sort through, so I&#8217;m headed back to the spreadsheet mines, but first . . . . <\/li>\n<li>Twitter wants me to follow @Office365 I guess I do love frequent updates on what Excel is up to. <\/li>\n<li>Crap. Windows 7 crashed so hard it won&#8217;t give me a task manager window. Wtf? All I was doing was resizing an Excel column. #FML <\/li>\n<li>i love how everyone thinks being a Buyer is a glamorous job. its one of the most rigorous jobs ever!! if u dont love excel, don&#8217;t do it. <\/li>\n<li>If this microsoft excel dnt download, ima fail my damn math test . <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to pivot THAT table. #DoesntEvenMakeSense <\/li>\n<li>Oh please! If they saw my modelling skills they&#8217;d drop you in a second #excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel is like that indifferent love. You know you can&#8217;t live without it, but hate the challenges and complications it throws at each step. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"ExcelFIX\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cimaware.com\/info\/info.php?lang=en&amp;id=1546&amp;path=excelfix.html\">Repair files with ExcelFIX<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are countless tweets this week about a new application that makes Facebook look like Excel. If you\u2019re that bored, it might be better to play a game of Solitaire. We just made a really awesome and totally color-coded spreadsheet re: house hunting. Our realtor is going to laugh at us. #nerds Back to the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/21\/excel-twitter-20110621\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110621&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}