{"id":1036,"date":"2011-06-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/25\/excel-twitter-20110625\/"},"modified":"2011-06-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110625","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/25\/excel-twitter-20110625\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110625"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image20.png\" width=\"155\" height=\"125\" \/> Excel involves magic, art, and crazy formulas \u2013 just ask that princess from the pivot table comic.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thanks to plenty of practice over the past 2 weeks, I can now say I am a complete master at microsoft excel. And I feel like such a #boss <\/li>\n<li>Why is it that every question someone asks me this week has an answer that starts with &quot;make a pivot table of&#8230;&quot;? <\/li>\n<li>No, idiot, I cannot magically recreate a worksheet you deleted from a shared Excel. You lose. <\/li>\n<li>In part 3 of our #pivot table comic, Pitan smacks down the troublesome bracket problem <a href=\"http:\/\/ow.ly\/5pCtx\">http:\/\/ow.ly\/5pCtx<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>My boss thinks I&#8217;m amazing at Excel. I&#8217;m not, I&#8217;m amazing at Googling formulae <\/li>\n<li>Blogging at work, like a boss. Writing the enitre post in an excel spreadsheet so it looks like I&#8217;m working <\/li>\n<li>Who in accounting sends a 2500 lined item payment request in a Microsoft Word format????!!! Does your Excel not work????!!! <\/li>\n<li>night alone with Excel as my companion. I need a big dose of self belief in my whisky. <\/li>\n<li>No, please, put 4000 empty but active rows in an excel spreadsheet of 200 entries. Who doesn&#8217;t love that? <\/li>\n<li>My workplace is no longer a place to pass time&#8230; excel spreadsheets with 40+ tabs and crazy formulas muddaaaaaa!! <\/li>\n<li>It does not take 2hrs to make a pivot table! <\/li>\n<li>Just realized I can make an Excel workbook self destruct after x number of opens. #SELFDESTRUCT <\/li>\n<li>I hate counting $$ when it ain&#8217;t mine, even if it is on a excel spreadsheet. These folks pay too much $$. Sheeeesh <\/li>\n<li>did nothing but show budgets all day. Geeked out on excel spreadsheets. It&#8217;s an art. A sad one. <\/li>\n<li>My husband + Excel worksheet = My 3 week menu planner = More hairs left on my head in a non-greying format <\/li>\n<li>i dont get how people are into numbers and excel spreadsheets. theyre ugly <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel involves magic, art, and crazy formulas \u2013 just ask that princess from the pivot table comic. Thanks to plenty of practice over the past 2 weeks, I can now say I am a complete master at microsoft excel. And I feel like such a #boss Why is it that every question someone asks me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/25\/excel-twitter-20110625\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110625&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}