{"id":1041,"date":"2011-06-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20110628\/"},"modified":"2011-06-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110628","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20110628\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110628"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image22.png\" width=\"71\" height=\"71\" \/> Tears, migraines and nightmares \u2013 how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I know &#8211; what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer! <\/li>\n<li>Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a database? Because it does. Almost in tears in my cubicle <\/li>\n<li>I love how Excel prompts me *endlessly* whenever I try to save a .csv file. Go away I know what I&#8217;m doing, you PoS. <\/li>\n<li>My dad sent me an excel spreadsheet from work, organized for me to list &amp; track everything I need to get for school. He&#8217;s so awesome! <\/li>\n<li>Thats right I just solved your entire problem with a 20 character excel formula. Dont look so amazed. Sugar in the raw. Thats how sweet I am <\/li>\n<li>I woke up this morning having a nightmare, I was training someone to use Excel! #Microsoft #Excel #MicrosoftExcel #Nightmares <\/li>\n<li>I would&#8217;ve finished work ages ago if Excel would just freaking cooperate!!! In the words of the wise Luke Dunphy of #ModernFamily: COME ON! <\/li>\n<li>Having a bad migraine and forced to work with Excel sheets #LordHaveMercy <\/li>\n<li>I rec&#8217;d a spreadsheet entirely in Comic Sans. First order of business: Ctrl+A &gt; Ctrl+1 &gt; Font &gt; Arial. <\/li>\n<li>Like I don&#8217;t know what an Excel spreadsheet is? Isn&#8217;t that a ground for instant dismissal? \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>The main culprit for economic crisis is Excel Spreadsheet developed by Microsoft. <\/li>\n<li>I would say most people using Excel and Powerpivot were analysts but that is just my opinion, not what they consider themselves <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes when I&#8217;m bored I click cancel when excel asks me if the spreadsheet my boss has sent is off a trustworthy source <\/li>\n<li>Somehow in the last couple of weeks I&#8217;ve become the unwilling master of the =IF function in Excel. Stupid data. Be less unmatchy. <\/li>\n<li>#REF! #REF! #REF! #REF! #REF! is my life right at this moment. #spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been coding an Excel macros all day. Finally got the code&#8230; but I cant assign a freakin TOOLBAR BUTTON to it. This can&#8217;t be life. <\/li>\n<li>Boss is away &amp; didn&#8217;t leave me enough to do. I&#8217;m trying to stretch one day&#8217;s work to last for a week. Excel sheet full of crazy colors. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tears, migraines and nightmares \u2013 how is your spreadsheet day going? Is that Excel file staring at you for a change? I know &#8211; what a nightmare eh? My excel spreadsheet is staring at me from the other computer! Have i mentioned lately how much it stinks to make an excel spreadsheet work like a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/28\/excel-twitter-20110628\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110628&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}