{"id":1045,"date":"2011-06-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/30\/excel-twitter-20110630\/"},"modified":"2011-06-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110630","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/30\/excel-twitter-20110630\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110630"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image24.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"110\" \/> If your boss finds an Excel mistake, and your brain feels like it\u2019s going to explode, just nap on the grass for a few minutes. But don\u2019t dream about spreadsheets!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Finally figured out how to use pivot tables in Excel. I thought my brain was gonna blow up. <\/li>\n<li>Since I&#8217;m spending all day in an #excel workbook, I&#8217;ve changed the color scheme to tropical to liven up my day! #juicy <\/li>\n<li>Starting to see a trend&#8230;Why r all my important life decisions decided through an Excel spreadsheet?&#8230;and the spread-sheeting continues \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet auto saved. Crisis averted. And on top of that, #excel is working well for me today. #winning <\/li>\n<li>You know you were up too late doing IT work when you have a dream about creating a new formula in excel.. What a thrilling dream! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I got asked no less than 4 TIMES how to save an Excel spreadsheet today. &quot;Go to File, go to Save As. Click that.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I am a (self-proclaimed, unverified) Microsoft Excel spreadsheet wizard. <\/li>\n<li>That moment when you work backwards through somebody else&#8217;s Excel spreadsheet that you&#8217;ve been depending on and realize it&#8217;s labelled wrong. <\/li>\n<li>Former client claims to former boss that I was the one responsible for doing this complicated excel sheet &#8211; lol! me and excel? no way! <\/li>\n<li>Uh, #excel, how come you keep turning row14 green when I insert rows above it? NOTHING ELSE IS GREEN. STOP IT. <\/li>\n<li>I hate it when my boss catches an Excel mistake. <\/li>\n<li>#Reasons4aNewJob : My boss doesn&amp;apos;t know how to un-hide columns in Excel <\/li>\n<li>Excel crashed 3x in the last 40 minutes at work. If it wasn&#8217;t a company computer, it might be in bits &amp; pieces by now. <\/li>\n<li>20,000 free geographic maps in BeGraphic.com (free Excel addin for innovative charts &amp; datagraphics) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/z8KkTat\">http:\/\/t.co\/z8KkTat<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Found it! (no thanks to Microsoft) &quot;conditional formatting&quot; #excel <\/li>\n<li>I mean, who sits around and says, &quot;I&#8217;m bored, why don&#8217;t I make a spreadsheet?&quot; (Well, besides mega-nerds like me?) <\/li>\n<li>#OfficeTip: Always appear busy: Leave a screenshot of a nearly-complete excel spreadsheet as your screensaver. <\/li>\n<li>Eyes are spinning from spreadsheet overdose. I am going to take a nap outside on the grass. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your boss finds an Excel mistake, and your brain feels like it\u2019s going to explode, just nap on the grass for a few minutes. But don\u2019t dream about spreadsheets! Finally figured out how to use pivot tables in Excel. I thought my brain was gonna blow up. Since I&#8217;m spending all day in an &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/30\/excel-twitter-20110630\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110630&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}