{"id":1051,"date":"2011-07-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20110704\/"},"modified":"2011-07-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110704","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20110704\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110704"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image1.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"102\" \/> Who wants to attend an Excel class when the weather is beautiful? We can learn how to make chainsaw spreadsheets and awesome 3D charts on a rainy day.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My mother just texted me a photo of an excel spreadsheet w\/this message &quot;Why can&#8217;t I print this right?&quot; #dutifuldaughter <\/li>\n<li>You could have created a 12-tabbed Microsoft Excel spreadsheet that would have made a tax accountant weep with joy #Switch #bestquoteEVER <\/li>\n<li>Wife is downstairs writing her first program ever, an Excel VBA macro. Intermittent screams of excitement as she gets it to work. <\/li>\n<li>I am not updating my spreadsheet to factor in corn <\/li>\n<li>I have been spoiled by the awesome 3D graphing software I use at work. Trying to make nice 3D plots in Excel is a farce. <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re too kind! I don&#8217;t know what the problem was but a quick tantrum and my boss fixed it for me. She loves Excel, the weirdo. <\/li>\n<li>Quote from this week&#8217;s status report: &quot;coolest #Excel workbook ever. brace yourself.&quot; #oxymoron, I know, but a necessary evil in my life <\/li>\n<li>What the hell is a pivot table? Where am I? <\/li>\n<li>The spread sheet I&#8217;ve just made is astoundingly dull. Even by spreadsheet standards. But it&#8217;s exactly what I want <\/li>\n<li>I had 12 students registered for my #Excel class but only 2 showed up. Must be really nice out&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Okay, fine. Neither of us want to keep working, so I&#8217;m gonna let you sit and think about what you did until Tuesday. #excel #circleofdoom <\/li>\n<li>Excel has eaten my previous, painstakingly created spreadsheet. It tells me, indifferently &quot;The file might have been damaged or modified&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t figure out why my excel formula doesn&#8217;t work. Well I told it to replace all &quot;n&quot; with &quot;m&quot; so now it says &quot;coumt&quot; instead of &quot;count&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I love showing off my Excel spreadsheets. Drop down menus, variables, complex formulas. All make me happy. New coworker was impressed. <\/li>\n<li>I will have a spreadsheet of prices for chainsaws on your desk at 0800hrs on Monday! <\/li>\n<li>I love it when my Excel budget matches up exactly with my bank account. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>Why is that EVERY time I open #Microsoft Excel or Word the stupid Auto Updater has a CRITICAL update. Really? EVERY time? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who wants to attend an Excel class when the weather is beautiful? We can learn how to make chainsaw spreadsheets and awesome 3D charts on a rainy day. My mother just texted me a photo of an excel spreadsheet w\/this message &quot;Why can&#8217;t I print this right?&quot; #dutifuldaughter You could have created a 12-tabbed Microsoft &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/04\/excel-twitter-20110704\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110704&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}