{"id":1053,"date":"2011-07-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20110705\/"},"modified":"2011-07-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110705","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20110705\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110705"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"teapot\" border=\"0\" alt=\"teapot\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image2.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"109\" \/>Harry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I&#8217;d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out <\/li>\n<li>I am in awe of the this pivot table as much as I am confused. <\/li>\n<li>My Google Spreadsheet is in some sort of infinite redirect loop. I can&#8217;t get it out. It&#8217;s ST: TNG &quot;Cause and Effect&quot; come to life. <\/li>\n<li>Just received Analytics newsletter from Google. It contains charts *clearly* made with Excel &#8211; where&#8217;s your Google Docs now? \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Excel keeps crashing this morning. Building the same bit of pivot table over and over again is getting really annoying. <\/li>\n<li>You know what I&#8217;m going to do? I&#8217;m going to put together a spreadsheet and see what&#8217;s more cost effective&#8211;hard liquor or beer. <\/li>\n<li>now that I&#8217;ve opened the excel spreadsheet and word documents and stuff, I feel so lost in my own work. I don&#8217;t even know where to begin. <\/li>\n<li>i tried to make a spreadsheet for all my comics and books and i ended up giving myself a headache. I need to stop being a control freak. <\/li>\n<li>I re-learn Excel&#8217;s bad UI each time they update it. The learning curve gets steeper each time. <\/li>\n<li>Just caused mayhem in the office with some mad excel skills #callmeharrypotter <\/li>\n<li>#excel 2007 flat files with grouping v #pivot which is better for compatabilty?? flat files I would say. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is so clever. I love how it autosaves before shutting itself down just after I&#8217;ve gone to make a cup of tea. Crisis averted. <\/li>\n<li>Once again I have been sent a large budget spreadsheet outlining several \u00a3million, and it&#8217;s in comic sans. <\/li>\n<li>Today it transpires I am the spreadsheet Queen. I am busy. This is good. <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet colours should be limited by default to non-injurious options. My eyes are bleeding <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"ExcelFIX\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cimaware.com\/info\/info.php?lang=en&amp;id=1546&amp;path=excelfix.html\">Repair files with ExcelFIX<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry Potter might be able to prevent Excel from crashing. If not, he could certainly whip you up a nice cup of tea, to help you recover. Looking at 60 hrs of #Microsoft Access and Excel pivot tables this week. I&#8217;d rather be at a #Nickelback concert poking my eyes out I am in awe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/05\/excel-twitter-20110705\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110705&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}