{"id":1059,"date":"2011-07-08T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/08\/excel-twitter-20110708\/"},"modified":"2011-07-08T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110708","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/08\/excel-twitter-20110708\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110708"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image5.png\" width=\"125\" height=\"132\" \/> Do you crank up The Boss, or laugh at the boss, while working on your code and formulas in Excel? <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>General Guidelines: If you need a 150 pg document to explain what your #Excel spreadsheet does, you shouldn&#8217;t be using an #Excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Early afternoon vlookups -__-..oh how I love Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I am forming a band called &#8216;Death by Excel&#8217;&#8230; Band Manager is but ofcourse my boss! <\/li>\n<li>home from two photo shoots today to find myself updating my excel spreadsheet do I know how to have fun or what <\/li>\n<li>HOLYCRAP. Colleague &quot;helping&quot; w\/dept&#8217;s Excel file. Comment boxes all unhidden w\/LOTS of arrows. Can&#8217;t even click w\/o hitting stupid lines! <\/li>\n<li>On Thursdays, I have a sidekick in the form of my housekeeper&#8217;s 2 year old. He&#8217;s not happy with me today because excel spreadsheet are dull <\/li>\n<li>Preparing for a meeting later this morning so my nose is currently buried in an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Have The Boss cranked up loud (in my headphones) to get bust through this excel coding. Career in the arts = fighting computer code #whoknew <\/li>\n<li>Boss said the quickest way to move up in a company is to learn Excel from the inside out&#8230;if you can develop Macros you look at top dollars <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really starting to believe that #Excel is a living, thinking entity&#8230; and it really hates me for some reason. <\/li>\n<li>ahhhh you just have to love excel&#8217;s text to column function \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>People who use colors for simple #Excel spreadsheets were probably the kids who used plastic binders for simple essays. #makework <\/li>\n<li>Congratulate me &#8211; I just made a sweet nested If\/Then formula in #Excel! <\/li>\n<li>Nothing like getting an hour and a half of overtime just to watch your boss fiddle around with Excel <\/li>\n<li>After I&#8217;m done patching this file up for work, I don&#8217;t want to see excel code again for another five years. Thanks. (That goes for VB too.) <\/li>\n<li>stupid corrupt excel document, eating up lots of time. <\/li>\n<li>Haha I told my boss I can do this excel project when I know damn well I can&#8217;t use excel. But shooot, I&#8217;m googling all I need to know now. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"ExcelFIX\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cimaware.com\/info\/info.php?lang=en&amp;id=1546&amp;path=excelfix.html\">Repair files with ExcelFIX<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you crank up The Boss, or laugh at the boss, while working on your code and formulas in Excel? General Guidelines: If you need a 150 pg document to explain what your #Excel spreadsheet does, you shouldn&#8217;t be using an #Excel spreadsheet Early afternoon vlookups -__-..oh how I love Excel! 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