{"id":1061,"date":"2011-07-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20110709\/"},"modified":"2011-07-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/09\/excel-twitter-20110709\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110709"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image6.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"127\" \/> Eye insurance would certainly be useful when working with Excel. And some days the boss needs extra insurance too, after messing with your spreadsheets!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t include Excel 2000 because I think we all really would like to forget it ever existed <\/li>\n<li>Ugh barely been here 30 min and I&#8217;m already mad!!!! WHY does my boss feel the need to mess wit my excel spreadsheets!! Now WHO gotta fix it? <\/li>\n<li>I know I have said this before, but I LOVE Excel!! I just rocked the VLOOKUP function and it took my current project to another level! <\/li>\n<li>I think it&#8217;s perfectly appropriate to annotate this Excel grid &quot;WTF? This math is funky&quot; before I send to my boss. <\/li>\n<li>Please do not expect me to be able to open and work with a 78Mb Excel 2007 document when I&#8217;ve got a PC with 1Gb RAM and Excel 2003 \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Convert your annoyance to putting flowers, ponies and color-coding data in your excel worksheet. Hahahaha! <\/li>\n<li>Oh man. Boss boss has left a very important excel process for Toni and I to complete. And we both suck at excel. Awesome. <\/li>\n<li>About to embark on an Excel Pivot Table journey. Wish me luck. <\/li>\n<li>Writing vba to speed things up in excel at work&#8230;.this is going to be fun <\/li>\n<li>my mind and work space is a big jumble of excel sheets right now. Trying to put things in order. <\/li>\n<li>Just accidentally hit Alt+= in Excel. I didn&#8217;t know that shortcut existed and I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll forget about by the next time I&#8217;d use it. <\/li>\n<li>Sure, ask me for a report based on the 1 data point calculated yet not stored in the database. Let me re-write the code in excel. Grrr <\/li>\n<li>New Jersey, why you always messing up my excel zip code formatting with your zero in slot 1 <\/li>\n<li>Working in Excel spread sheets has me wondering whether work will cover a new pair of eyes when mine fall out. #EyeInsurance <\/li>\n<li>I need an #excel guru, my array formula refuses to behave <\/li>\n<li>Is anyone an Excel whisperer? This spreadsheet has gone wonky and I have NO CLUE how to fix it. <\/li>\n<li>Working in an excel workbook that has 294 dynamic named ranges in. LIKE A BOSS. <\/li>\n<li>Just after I got home today I grabbed a calculator to work something out and then I tried to CTRL + V the result into excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eye insurance would certainly be useful when working with Excel. And some days the boss needs extra insurance too, after messing with your spreadsheets! I didn&#8217;t include Excel 2000 because I think we all really would like to forget it ever existed Ugh barely been here 30 min and I&#8217;m already mad!!!! 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