{"id":1069,"date":"2011-07-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/14\/excel-twitter-20110714\/"},"modified":"2011-07-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110714","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/14\/excel-twitter-20110714\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110714"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image10.png\" width=\"131\" height=\"132\" \/> Happy Bastille Day! Break free from the spreadsheet cells, and have some geeky fun \u2013 far, far away from Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Nothing more satisfying than all night long working on one excel workbook and having your boss open it to say &quot;this is awesome.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Even my boss thinks I&#8217;m only kidding when I say Excel can kill a company &#8211;I&#8217;m not <\/li>\n<li>Excel does not love you and does not have a wonderful plan for your life. <\/li>\n<li>Late at night, when I can&#8217;t sleep, I like to listen to Three 6 Mafia and make charts in Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Boys in the office showing their love by suggesting over the top geeky excel macros. It&#8217;s kind of awesome&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Annnnddd the power goes out in my building just as soon as I save my Excel spreadsheet&#8230; I&#8217;m winning. <\/li>\n<li>are you a pivot junkie like me? Excel geeks activate! <\/li>\n<li>Just taught my boss how to strike-through font in excel, best personal achievement on the job so far <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if there&#8217;s any code in Microsoft Excel that dates all the way back to version 1.0 in 1985? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure I saw an excel spreadsheet open. I make it a rule not to disturb when I see such things \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Think its a bit unfair that I&#8217;m going to fail my geography coursework all because I can&#8217;t draw a stupid graph on excel <\/li>\n<li>If you have to email me to find out if a cell is a Formula or a Hard Code, you should just stay far, far away from #Excel. #NFTC <\/li>\n<li>Just opened: Email entitled &quot;Spreadsheet from Hell.&quot; Luckily, I&#8217;m not a fluffy bunny. <\/li>\n<li>Excel inspires me about twice a year. Yet I admire those who find great joy in the almighty spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Just set up my own custom pivot table style. #nerdsrule <\/li>\n<li>Things I love &#8211; nerding out with excel. Things I hate &#8211; manipulating 14000+ rows of data in excel. Everytime I do something I fear a crash. <\/li>\n<li>figuring out something in Excel is that eureka moment I needed for today! #Excel #whattookmesolong?! <\/li>\n<li>Oh, goody, it&#8217;s 1st day of the month that #excel doesn&#8217;t think I&#8217;m manually typing dates as mm\/dd even tho I myself set the format to dd\/mm <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Bastille Day! Break free from the spreadsheet cells, and have some geeky fun \u2013 far, far away from Excel. Nothing more satisfying than all night long working on one excel workbook and having your boss open it to say &quot;this is awesome.&quot; Even my boss thinks I&#8217;m only kidding when I say Excel can &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/14\/excel-twitter-20110714\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110714&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}