{"id":1071,"date":"2011-07-15T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20110715\/"},"modified":"2011-07-15T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20110715\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110715"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image11.png\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\" \/> Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like \u201cfor sum reason\u201d.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thanks microsoft excel for making me look like an idiot at work today <\/li>\n<li>also i have solved the mystery of the missing event! i now have an excel spreadsheet named &quot;problemsolvinggenius&quot; today is a good day! <\/li>\n<li>Taught myself to do excel pivot tables today, shoot me that I have sunk so low <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ve been at work too long when&#8230; you start counting numbers in Excel using your fingers <\/li>\n<li>Testing a 100M record #PowerPivot data refresh over the internet. #SQL server is in Dallas. PowerPivot running in Chicago. Predictions? <\/li>\n<li>So I&#8217;m trying to build a pivot table on excel and for sum reason my dollar amounts won&#8217;t show up&#8230; This is stupid&#8230; And I got a migraine <\/li>\n<li>New blog post: Is DAX the new SQL? <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/nO0qkq\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/nO0qkq<\/a> #PowerPivot #SQL #Excel <\/li>\n<li>Hope my boss doesn&#8217;t mind &#8216;fghjgfdsehj&#8217; on his excel sheet. Aka me typing with my forehead. #sleeping <\/li>\n<li>Office hilarity: Say &quot;What an EXCEL-lent looking spreadsheet&quot; and giggle. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, don&#8217;t assume I want a number like 123456789012345 presented as 1.23457E+14. That&#8217;s a stupid assumption. <\/li>\n<li>totally pooped out. was it the swim? The sun? The excel problem? who knows. do not want to do anything but lay on this couch. <\/li>\n<li>What the hell is an &quot;OLE action&quot; in Excel and why is it jamming up my spreadsheet. Arrgghhhh! <\/li>\n<li>Just want to get this report over and done with. Don&#8217;t think my brain can handle anymore excel spreadsheet *sigh <\/li>\n<li>Here, let me help you format that Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m such a geek&#8230; Our prof gave us a passworded document with the answers in excel&#8230; I just hacked it so I didnt have to do any work. <\/li>\n<li>And here I was thinking the pivot table reference was a pervy double-entendre. I&#8217;m a 7th grader. <\/li>\n<li>I have decided to learn SEO, Website design and advanced #EXCEL to keep my mind off our dysfunctional congress <\/li>\n<li>Day 2 and I learned something new: 1. Macros in Excel are truly a gift from heaven. 2. I work fast. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget the double-entendres and stick with the simple, but timeless, Excel jokes. For example, use a clever pun, like \u201cfor sum reason\u201d. Thanks microsoft excel for making me look like an idiot at work today also i have solved the mystery of the missing event! i now have an excel spreadsheet named &quot;problemsolvinggenius&quot; today is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/15\/excel-twitter-20110715\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110715&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}