{"id":1073,"date":"2011-07-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/16\/excel-twitter-20110716\/"},"modified":"2011-07-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110716","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/16\/excel-twitter-20110716\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110716"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image12.png\" width=\"90\" height=\"114\" \/> Please learn to love Excel, and get your pivot tables and formulas done quickly. The poor, hungry cats are depending on you!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No matter how I code it, #VBA and #excel cannot handle 3,889,440 cells very quickly. <\/li>\n<li>My computer refuses to open two Excel files at once. Hey computer, who&#8217;s the boss in this relationship? <\/li>\n<li>Helping Mom catalog her extensive Boyds bear collection in Excel. On a netbook. Somehow not beary filled with warm fuzziness. <\/li>\n<li>Figure 1.8 shows the nightmare of many statisticians, the Excel menu for pie charts. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft has 2000 people that work on Excel&#8230;I&#8217;m the only guy that works on the Tables UI! #esriuc <\/li>\n<li>My boss loves my report AND I helped the other associate who is like 30 do baller tricks in #excel g&#8217;damn am I awesome! <\/li>\n<li>yeah i saw my dad&#8217;s old work files and its all in excel. good thing i dont work in an office\/company. haha <\/li>\n<li>I probably have to do about 5 minutes worth of Excel related work each week, and every single week, they&#8217;re the worst part. EUGH. <\/li>\n<li>Stuck at work as I watch my Excel spreadsheet slowly tick through replacing formulas for me &#8211; I want to go home #catswillstarvesoon <\/li>\n<li>Just added conditional formatting to my turf density spreadsheet. Beautiful! #ilovemyjob #datawannabe #teamexcel <\/li>\n<li>worst words I&#8217;ve heard all day: &quot;can you put this into an Excel spreadsheet?&quot; ::pouts:: i hate Excel \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m serious. Excel help! Please retweet&#8230;.anyone&#8230;..someone&#8230;&#8230; Heh #excel #windowsexcel <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s that time of day to start making pivot tables. Excel: please don&#8217;t crash, please don&#8217;t crash, please don&#8217;t crash <\/li>\n<li>Excel pivot tables are really useful. I&#8217;ll show you how to do one next week if you like. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m looking for a simple way to &quot;break&quot; a y-axis in excel. Yes, I&#8217;ve googled it&#8230;looking for something a bit faster&#8230;any ideas? #excel <\/li>\n<li>Most important skill an #aerospace #engineer, should learn in school? #Excel #VBA. Why? Because you will use it at work, no questions asked. <\/li>\n<li>If you use #Excel daily, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems and Excel is all of em. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please learn to love Excel, and get your pivot tables and formulas done quickly. The poor, hungry cats are depending on you! No matter how I code it, #VBA and #excel cannot handle 3,889,440 cells very quickly. My computer refuses to open two Excel files at once. Hey computer, who&#8217;s the boss in this relationship? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/16\/excel-twitter-20110716\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110716&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}