{"id":1082,"date":"2011-07-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/21\/excel-twitter-20110721\/"},"modified":"2011-07-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110721","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/21\/excel-twitter-20110721\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110721"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image16.png\" width=\"110\" height=\"129\" \/> There are many uses for Excel workbooks, but did you know that it could plan a pregnancy? I\u2019m not sure how I feel about that.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Working on new #analytics spreadsheets. I get way too excited when I have enough data to freeze panes in #excel. #thesimplethings <\/li>\n<li>I should clarify, my love of Excel is completely on my terms-using it at work takes all the fun out of it. <\/li>\n<li>My brain is officially fried. But I can build you a pivot table or database to show you the analytics of just how fried it is. <\/li>\n<li>When dealing with a .prn file (Excel space-delimited) my brain is saying &quot;dot porn&quot;. No way that will EVER cause a problem at work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>One of my favorite (nerdy) feelings is writing a complete macro (program) in Excel without running it and having it work the first time. <\/li>\n<li>The new lady is so giggly lolI don&#8217;t understand how anyone can seem to have so much fun at work&#8230;MS Excel is not that great&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>My boss just told me I do &quot;incredible&quot; work with Excel. I&#8217;m not sure how I feel about that. <\/li>\n<li>After one hour of hardwork , my microsoft excel work is done . But I accidentally used one minute to delete the whole thing. Ccb . <\/li>\n<li>Why my boss compliment me on gonig to some Excel classes? What about all the hard work I put into the 7 years in this office? <\/li>\n<li>Hooray for Excel crashing while I was trying to save changes and me having to redo an hour&#8217;s worth of work! At least I printed them off 1st. <\/li>\n<li>hate excel, was not put on this earth to work in excel, why do people around me love it so #allaboutword <\/li>\n<li>I want to store a guitar or amp in my office so that when I finish a huge spreadsheet or profile I can smash them like a rock star. <\/li>\n<li>OK. I\u2019m looking to create an Excel-based QR code generator. Anyone have the standards behind QR codes? <\/li>\n<li>My ex-boss used to project his excel spreadsheets onto a wall and pretend he was in Minority Report. <\/li>\n<li>Spent whole morning filling a huge spreadsheet, which I know will be outdated tonight and useless by next week. Corporate environments&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I am about 40% finished with a tedious Excel project for work. There is a ginormous glass of wine in my future if I can get this done. <\/li>\n<li>Has somebody else already built an Excel workbook for planning pregnancy? Or will I have to do this from scratch? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Project Management Templates\" href=\"href=\" gb.php?ii=\"424290&amp;amp;c=ib&amp;amp;aff=70888&amp;amp;cl=49044&quot;\" ecom=\"ecom\" www.e-junkie.com=\"www.e-junkie.com\" https:=\"https:\">Project Management Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are many uses for Excel workbooks, but did you know that it could plan a pregnancy? I\u2019m not sure how I feel about that. Working on new #analytics spreadsheets. I get way too excited when I have enough data to freeze panes in #excel. #thesimplethings I should clarify, my love of Excel is completely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/21\/excel-twitter-20110721\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110721&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}