{"id":1084,"date":"2011-07-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/22\/excel-twitter-20110722\/"},"modified":"2011-07-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110722","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/22\/excel-twitter-20110722\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110722"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image17.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"135\" \/> If you want your boss to think you\u2019re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don\u2019t like math, your work will look legit.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sometimes the things I can do with a pivot table scare me. Next week I will try my hand at time travel. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m the only one n this office who can fill out a excel spreadsheet&#8230;don&#8217;t mean I can help u every minute fam. <\/li>\n<li>Knew my horrible days of excel class would pay off somehow. My boss thinks I&#8217;m a genius. thanks #uncleray <\/li>\n<li>I love my sweet husband, but he&#8217;s at his desk getting all excited about pivot tables and slicers in Excel. #marriedageek <\/li>\n<li>Sitting on my balcony at Great Wolf Lodge drinking a Pacifico and working on a excel spreadsheet for work.The view makes all the difference! <\/li>\n<li>Just created a perfect storm in Excel. By &quot;perfect storm&quot; I mean that Excel crashed and autorecover won&#8217;t work on my &quot;corrupt workbook.&quot; FML <\/li>\n<li>Using MS Excel as a code generator for LISP. Yes, I went there. Yes (surprisingly) it worked. <\/li>\n<li>At Starbucks listening to hip hop and scrolling through images. That&#8217;s today&#8217;s work. Guy with the excel spreadsheet open is envious. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done bits of paper and then a crazy spreadsheet, but neither ended up working out for me \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Client:&quot;You sent tab-delimited. Can you resend in Excel.&quot; Think:&quot;Can&#8217;t you just open it in Excel?&quot; Say:&quot;Certainly. That&#8217;s not a problem&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Is it really that hot out? Hard to tell when you&#8217;re trapped in front of an excel spreadsheet all day&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Figure work here we come, no not my figure (tho that does need working on) excel spreadsheets \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>My boss just yelled at the excel document to &quot;open bitch&quot;! Lol. Totally caught me off guard. O_o <\/li>\n<li>I have learned a new excel thingy. Now to figure out how to get IF Statements to work with ROUNDUP factors&#8230; #IDontLikeMath #ItsJustTheory <\/li>\n<li>last person in the office #excel #BlastingLilWayne #singingatmydesk <\/li>\n<li>Takes a special kind of person to create an Excel workbook with different formatting dependent on what cell you&#8217;re in #dfu <\/li>\n<li>I love excel, makes really unprofessional stuff look legit. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"ExcelFIX\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cimaware.com\/info\/info.php?lang=en&amp;id=1546&amp;path=excelfix.html\">Repair files with ExcelFIX<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want your boss to think you\u2019re a genius, use Excel. Even if you don\u2019t like math, your work will look legit. Sometimes the things I can do with a pivot table scare me. Next week I will try my hand at time travel. I&#8217;m the only one n this office who can fill &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/22\/excel-twitter-20110722\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110722&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}