{"id":1089,"date":"2011-07-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/25\/excel-twitter-20110725\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110725","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/25\/excel-twitter-20110725\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110725"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image19.png\" width=\"109\" height=\"136\" \/> What\u2019s your record for the number of Excel files open at one time? Did you have to stay at work an extra minute, to close them all?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>50 #excel spreadsheets open at work.. 5 short of my record set on monday.. #organizationiskey <\/li>\n<li>Hmmm&#8230;this Excel workbook I&#8217;m crunching data in will soon have over 40 worksheets. No wonder it&#8217;s taking me so long to do the analysis. <\/li>\n<li>Who knows somebody that can work Excel perfectly. I will pay for service. Lemme know ASAP! <\/li>\n<li>Do you know why &quot;Excel&quot; and &quot;Excedrin&quot; start off with the same four letters? Because you can&#8217;t work in the one without taking the other. <\/li>\n<li>Justin&#8217;s 2nd irrational fear is that excel won&#8217;t work and he will destroy his computer by violently throwing it #thingsthatwillgetyoufired <\/li>\n<li>Unbelievably, I stayed at work over a minute later than necessary to put borders around cells in Excel because I was enjoying it. <\/li>\n<li>Or could Excel more reliably and completely let me know when AutoRecover fails to work? <\/li>\n<li>I so want to be out on that patio having a mojito instead of at work doing those darn excel reports! <\/li>\n<li>OMG. I was going to open a spreadsheet but my mind blanked on which one! <\/li>\n<li>New word: Concatenation. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Concatenation\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Concatenation<\/a> #Excel #imagenius <\/li>\n<li>My spreadsheet crashed and I lost the data. Stupid computer! You left Excel open all night without saving. Hard for me to show sympathy. <\/li>\n<li>Watching an animated timeline presentation created Excel. Using columns as slides. #thatscreative <\/li>\n<li>Peeple who use #Excel to create documuents with a TOC and indexes are either just #stupid or too cheap to buy Acrobat&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>mmmm, I just made a beautiful pivot chart. Great things happen at midnight! #excel <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the opposite of &quot;Text to Columns&quot; in #Excel? You would think it&#8217;d be Merge, but no such luck. #help #tech <\/li>\n<li>I work in an office. Coldplay are here now, working on the Excel spreadsheet for their next album. <\/li>\n<li>Spent 30 minutes conceptually solving an Excel problem and then discovered a built in function that does exactly what I wanted. Oh well. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s your record for the number of Excel files open at one time? Did you have to stay at work an extra minute, to close them all? 50 #excel spreadsheets open at work.. 5 short of my record set on monday.. #organizationiskey Hmmm&#8230;this Excel workbook I&#8217;m crunching data in will soon have over 40 worksheets. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/25\/excel-twitter-20110725\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110725&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}