{"id":1093,"date":"2011-07-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/27\/excel-twitter-20110727\/"},"modified":"2011-07-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110727","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/27\/excel-twitter-20110727\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110727"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image21.png\" width=\"103\" height=\"134\" \/> Would you rather eat a pre-packaged butty, or work on Excel? If you choose Excel, we\u2019ll throw in a hammer, and some gin.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A guy I work near uses with pivot tables. He&#8217;s French. Occasionally hear a burst of French expletives surrounding &quot;pivot table&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I know it&#8217;s silly, but I feel like a computer whiz when I get excel to do something cool. <\/li>\n<li>Boss gave me a 3000+ row excel sheet to analyze for a presentation tomorrow. I asked for guidelines. His advice: &quot;be prepared&quot; #suckstosuck <\/li>\n<li>I have a really unhealthy love of Microsoft excel. I teach myself formulas in my spare time. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. But then again, I do like a challenge <\/li>\n<li>I once had a boss who typed all her memos in Excel. Drove me nuts. <\/li>\n<li>Need to explain to my lawyer that I add up spreadsheet columns using a pencil &amp; paper, as I don&#8217;t trust Excel #shouldhavebeenalawyer$$$ <\/li>\n<li>Note to self: Rename tab currently titled &quot;RawDogData&quot; before placing this excel sheet on the server. #AccountiNerd <\/li>\n<li>If you don&#8217;t understand math or microsoft excel, then that&#8217;s your problem. <\/li>\n<li>New work colleagues observation #94 : lunches are for wimps. You half-eat a pre-packaged butty for 10 minutes then back to Excel <\/li>\n<li>LOL! I love Excel. I&#8217;m an Excel fangirl. Everytime I have a problem at work I go, &quot;what we need is an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;&quot; hehe <\/li>\n<li>Formatting this Excel spreadsheet would go a lot smoother if I had a hammer and possibly some gin. <\/li>\n<li>IPhone, you can do everything I can think of&#8230;except read a excel file, mega fail. #Windows95win <\/li>\n<li>Excel just crashed for the second time today. Did I learn my lesson the first time and frequently save my work? Hahahaha. Of course not. <\/li>\n<li>Ahhh&#8230; It&#8217;s been so long since I had to work out anything big in Excel, I&#8217;ve forgotten all my awesome formulae <\/li>\n<li>Excel, how do I love thee? not as much as I love Access, but you&#8217;ll do&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Organizing the rota for a staff meeting via a shared Excel spreadsheet is just plain DUMB. Are we still in the 1990&#8217;s? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Project Management Templates\" href=\"href=\" gb.php?ii=\"424290&amp;amp;c=ib&amp;amp;aff=70888&amp;amp;cl=49044&quot;\" ecom=\"ecom\" www.e-junkie.com=\"www.e-junkie.com\" https:=\"https:\">Project Management Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather eat a pre-packaged butty, or work on Excel? If you choose Excel, we\u2019ll throw in a hammer, and some gin. A guy I work near uses with pivot tables. He&#8217;s French. Occasionally hear a burst of French expletives surrounding &quot;pivot table&quot; I know it&#8217;s silly, but I feel like a computer whiz &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/27\/excel-twitter-20110727\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110727&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}