{"id":1098,"date":"2011-07-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20110729\/"},"modified":"2011-07-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110729","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20110729\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110729"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image23.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"112\" \/>Should a spreadsheet last forever? Maybe not, but get rid of it when it starts to smell dirty.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m creating sales thermometers and tachometers in Excel today. I love my job! <\/li>\n<li>I should not be this proud of a completed Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>&#8230;just overheard my 50 year old boss refer to a color coded excel spreadsheet as &quot;dude, this is tight.&quot; No. No. <\/li>\n<li>Completed my first real pivot table in Excel, making me now *officially* a Sales Ops guy. <\/li>\n<li>And my vlookup skills save the day again. #excel <\/li>\n<li>Convinced I am allergic to excel charts. <\/li>\n<li>The dreaded end of month paper work looms close by.. i can smell the dirty excel spreadsheet monster from here <\/li>\n<li>The fact that I can enter numbers into an excel spreadsheet w\/o looking at the key pad makes me upset lol&#8230;.#nobutreally <\/li>\n<li>Boss just put a huge stack of papers on my desk and said put this in excel #MBN <\/li>\n<li>Had a nightmare about a spreadsheet. C&#8217;mon, Subconscious. Give me something good. <\/li>\n<li>excel spreadsheet is the last thing i want to hear from my boss&#8217; mouth. UGH <\/li>\n<li>I love nothing more than someone with above average excel skills- I heart pivot tables. What did you do? Xx <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s sad how happy Excel can make me. I have a workbook for just about every project I do. At work. And for my wedding. DORKS UNITE. <\/li>\n<li>Vlookup isn&#8217;t a mystery anymore. Pivot tables have been sorted. .. Just a couple of Excel breakthroughs for me this week. <\/li>\n<li>A well designed spreadsheet should stand the test of time. Do the work once, enjoy and relax forever. <\/li>\n<li>Why do I always come up with complicated ways to sort my data when the only answer is a pivot table?! I think too much. <\/li>\n<li>This pivot table assignment it&#8217;s like a game. Click here, click there. Drag here, drag there. <\/li>\n<li>Someday when i get bored here at work, i&#8217;m going to make some plaid in excel. Why? Because i can. Muahahaha. <\/li>\n<li>Had a lovely meeting with the boss today! Ice coffee and Excel calculations in a cute Cafe! This is how I like to work:-) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should a spreadsheet last forever? Maybe not, but get rid of it when it starts to smell dirty. I&#8217;m creating sales thermometers and tachometers in Excel today. I love my job! I should not be this proud of a completed Excel spreadsheet. &#8230;just overheard my 50 year old boss refer to a color coded excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/29\/excel-twitter-20110729\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110729&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}