{"id":1100,"date":"2011-07-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/30\/excel-twitter-20110730\/"},"modified":"2011-07-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110730","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/30\/excel-twitter-20110730\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110730"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/image24.png\" width=\"83\" height=\"151\" \/>There\u2019s no crying in Excel! Or hiding under your desk, playing Twister. A virtual shredder sounds fun though.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Quiet at work. Playing twister alone under my desk using paper as a makeshift mat, &amp; a random number generator in excel tells me what to do. <\/li>\n<li>Drowning under excel charts &amp; graphs. Which subhuman deemed this a necessary part of corporate life?! <\/li>\n<li>Dreamt I plotted my love life in Excel #wtf #FML #fail <\/li>\n<li>Just got so excited when I realized the full capabilities of the pivot table in excel.#nerd <\/li>\n<li>The main problem I had was thinking that excel VBA could be treated like a real programming language, it can&#8217;t, it&#8217;s goofy and now it works. <\/li>\n<li>I need my boss to understand I have no desire to train staff on use of excel and word&#8230;.. <\/li>\n<li>my dad&#8217;s acting like a smartass, saying he knows everything about excel&#8230; problem is he actually does <\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a top tip, if it contains lot&#8217;s of numbers, it&#8217;s a spreadsheet so don&#8217;t save it in word. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you MSFT Windows\/Excel for the crash. Work lost. Grown man weeping #readyforavacation <\/li>\n<li>*kicks Excel* Lets see if that helps. <\/li>\n<li>it occured to me at work today that at age 20 I don&#8217;t have a single clue on how to use Excel #welldamn <\/li>\n<li>I love working sessions with fellow Excel nerds. Only then can we spend the first 15 min setting up conditional formatting and filter rules. <\/li>\n<li>What am I doing when I take a sick day from work? Making an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;of course??? #collegetraitor #whartonjobquestionmark <\/li>\n<li>Just lost the last 3-4 hours worth of work in Excel. Note to self: SAVE YOUR WORK! #FML <\/li>\n<li>It could be a thing. I love to smash my excel sheets. How about a virtual excel shredder? <\/li>\n<li>My brain I close to being fried. Gotta love #excel. Or do you.. <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s two things I love in life: the packers and a good excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s no crying in Excel! Or hiding under your desk, playing Twister. A virtual shredder sounds fun though. Quiet at work. Playing twister alone under my desk using paper as a makeshift mat, &amp; a random number generator in excel tells me what to do. Drowning under excel charts &amp; graphs. Which subhuman deemed this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/07\/30\/excel-twitter-20110730\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110730&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}