{"id":1106,"date":"2011-08-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20110803\/"},"modified":"2011-08-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110803","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20110803\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110803"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image1.png\" width=\"54\" height=\"103\" \/> Shocking news \u2013 the paperclip guy in Excel actually helped someone! Maybe he showed someone how to turn off AutoCorrect.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Note to self: excel is NoT a drawing software. I spent an hour drawing a stupid flange in excel <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so sad I created a spreadsheet that shows you how much each player cost per point earned last year. #loser <\/li>\n<li>Thank you Excel for letting me know that 1=1 is &quot;TRUE&quot;. Love smartass programs when I have a typo. <\/li>\n<li>In bed with a calculator and Excel document. New things are coming! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;m going to survive this data set. Please tell Excel when I&#8217;m gone that I loved it well, not wisely. <\/li>\n<li>Can one become cross-eyed from using excel for 2 weeks straight &#8211; I may actually be going thru&#8217; withdrawal symptoms of &quot;real code&quot; #FML <\/li>\n<li>I am pushing CTL+S on my Excel spreadsheet every 10 seconds just to make sure I save my work before the power goes out! #Halifax <\/li>\n<li>Dear Computer, please can I have my spreadsheet back (with the data). Kind Regards, Tracy. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel Tip of the Day 8\/2: The bigger the graph marker, the smaller the standard error. Heh heh heh. <\/li>\n<li>Handing in my IT Nerd card on account of spending most of my day in Outlook and Excel #fml <\/li>\n<li>Found a needle in a haystack today when I got to sift through 18,000+ rows in excel. Condensed down to 10ish problem rows. \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>My boss can&#8217;t operate spreadsheet formulas so I&#8217;ve spent the week having to Excel&#8230;I hate workplace irony <\/li>\n<li>When I&#8217;m bored, I re-make my fall schedule in Excel and color code it&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Hell is a place where you have to make Excel documents and there is no way to turn off autocorrect. <\/li>\n<li>I got to play computer tech for my co-worker again. What problem did I solve? Maximizing the window in Excel. #awesome \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>For all of u that care I got my spreadsheet to work&#8230; Something to do with the formula thingy. Mr paperclip helped me! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shocking news \u2013 the paperclip guy in Excel actually helped someone! Maybe he showed someone how to turn off AutoCorrect. Note to self: excel is NoT a drawing software. I spent an hour drawing a stupid flange in excel I&#8217;m so sad I created a spreadsheet that shows you how much each player cost per &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/03\/excel-twitter-20110803\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110803&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}