{"id":1110,"date":"2011-08-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/05\/excel-twitter-20110805\/"},"modified":"2011-08-04T19:34:31","modified_gmt":"2011-08-04T23:34:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20110805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/05\/excel-twitter-20110805\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110805"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image3.png\" width=\"74\" height=\"77\" \/>Hives, headaches, vodka and dark rooms \u2013 working with Excel is full of danger!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m allergic to dairy, grass, #Wordpress &amp; #Excel. Talk to the hand. That&#8217;s covered in hives #itsnotpretty <\/li>\n<li>My workbook has 14 worksheets, 48 charts and 97 named ranges&#8230; if there&#8217;s a reference problem, TELL ME WHERE IT IS DAMMIT! #excel #sux <\/li>\n<li>Apparently a 15 year old has won the Microsoft Excel world championship, her mother is a Microsoft software trainer #hothousingmotherIthink<\/li>\n<li>Analysis paralysis setting in. Workin&#8217; on a 300MB spreadsheet w\/ a ton of pivot tables &amp; links, takes 15 min. just to save it. #ExcelEyes <\/li>\n<li>My friend once made a secret excel macro on someone else&#8217;s PC that advanced 2 cells on pressing return. What a genius! <\/li>\n<li>Did anyone notice I just went from tweeting about an Excel problem to tweeting about vodka? That&#8217;s no coincidence. <\/li>\n<li>idk how to use excel. i&#8217;ll use word then. <\/li>\n<li>*ring ring* &quot;Hello, is that loony bin?&quot; &quot;Yes, how can we help?&quot; &quot;There&#8217;s a PIVOT TABLE NUTTER on the lose in Reading.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>515pm is not a good time to realize you&#8217;ve misplaced an Excel workbook. Ahhhh <\/li>\n<li>Pivot table won today! Tomorrow would be another episode. Veronica vs Pivot table <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I consider the Undo button in Excel as @BillGates personal gift to me. Thanks for thinking of me Bill, I appreciate it. <\/li>\n<li>I have today discovered the delights of Excel pivot tables. Wish I&#8217;d learned about this geektastic option years ago. <\/li>\n<li>I love how on Excel the example date is my birthday 3-14 \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Never thought I would say this: I know what a pivot table is, I know how to use one and they are useful! <\/li>\n<li>All the lines in my spreadsheet are giving me a headache. Enough of that for today. <\/li>\n<li>My tables don&#8217;t turn, they pivot. I don&#8217;t just use Excel, I live it. <\/li>\n<li>I just learned the basics of microsoft excel in 5 minutes&#8230;..from youtube. Yay! I guess I&#8217;m not that stupid. =) <\/li>\n<li>Just when I get tired of looking at #Excel, I get called into a dark room for a meeting. Life works out wonderfully. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hives, headaches, vodka and dark rooms \u2013 working with Excel is full of danger! I&#8217;m allergic to dairy, grass, #Wordpress &amp; #Excel. Talk to the hand. That&#8217;s covered in hives #itsnotpretty My workbook has 14 worksheets, 48 charts and 97 named ranges&#8230; if there&#8217;s a reference problem, TELL ME WHERE IT IS DAMMIT! #excel #sux &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/05\/excel-twitter-20110805\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110805&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}