{"id":1119,"date":"2011-08-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/10\/excel-twitter-20110810\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110810","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/10\/excel-twitter-20110810\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110810"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image7.png\" width=\"126\" height=\"136\" \/> If you are an Excel ninja wizard, maybe you get a magical hat and a black belt. For now, I\u2019ll settle for more coffee.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>so apparently I am going to be some kind of Excel wizard or something? I wonder if they have Worksheet Hogwarts <\/li>\n<li>I think I push Excel a bit \/too\/ hard with the stuff they have me do here. Seriously, I slow her down like an 80 year old in a Lincoln. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. Whenever I think &quot;there oughta be a function to do ____&quot;, I type in a few letters and there it is. COUNTIF saved a lot of work <\/li>\n<li>microsoft excel world championships? what&#8217;s next, html code recitals? #whytho <\/li>\n<li>I think I just earned, not a black, but perhaps a green or brown belt in Excel. And I have a headache. #notacoincidence <\/li>\n<li>Few things make me feel as helpless &amp; stupid as not being able to figure out simple tasks in MS Word or Excel. #FirstWorldProblems <\/li>\n<li>Just got Excel 2010 on my computer at work, upgraded from Excel 2003. Never thought it would feel so good to be only a year behind! <\/li>\n<li>You know ur a shopaholic when u write out ur list in Excel, tag and color code them according to level of WOWNESS! <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you just love it when you spend an hour inputting data into excel and it goes and crashes before you can hit save?! Computer rage! <\/li>\n<li>you should never pivot table in excel and google map simultaneously. or is it concurrently. anyway &#8211; strike NH. make that vermont. <\/li>\n<li>Another weird thing about my BF&#8217;s computer. Everytime you hit the volume button it opens a new excel document. ?!?! <\/li>\n<li>Uhhhh, Dear Excel..WAKE UP!!! There is NOTHING wrong with my Pivot Table formula! *Grrr* <\/li>\n<li>I LOVE MSFT Office! Bolding a field in Excel locks up the entire application. Guess it&#8217;s expected with sophisticated actions like that. <\/li>\n<li>Oh hooray. Love starting off the morning by freezing Excel. I need more coffee for this. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not so excited to make my schedule, but retype it afterwards in excel and colour code it \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Come on Microsoft Excel, play nicely so I can leave work and go watch the #lufc game. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone have any tips about transforming a pretty large Excel spreadsheet (2700&#215;20) into a (somewhat) readable\/organized blog post\/entry?? <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. I want to marry Excel. Instead of typing the same code 60 times I just need to do it once and then drag it down. LOVE EXCEL. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Books\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FDebra-Dalgleish%2FB001JP9TSO%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dntt_athr_dp_pel_1&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Pivot Table Books<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are an Excel ninja wizard, maybe you get a magical hat and a black belt. For now, I\u2019ll settle for more coffee. so apparently I am going to be some kind of Excel wizard or something? I wonder if they have Worksheet Hogwarts I think I push Excel a bit \/too\/ hard with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/10\/excel-twitter-20110810\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110810&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}