{"id":1121,"date":"2011-08-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/11\/excel-twitter-20110811\/"},"modified":"2011-08-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110811","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/11\/excel-twitter-20110811\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110811"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image8.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"95\" \/>Home is a good place to work on Excel. It\u2019s quiet, so that makes it easier to recreate the genius, when necessary.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Real bosses only work with Excel spreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>Excel is such a robust tool, Chuck Norris once conquered an entire country using a well layed out pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;d be nice if there is Starbucks cafe nearby. I&#8217;d finish my Excel &amp; Words there. Home is not a place for work. No-oo-oo! <\/li>\n<li>Nice work CSS king, I&#8217;m fully killing excel today. Excel says: All your bank recs are belong to zero. Thank you pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>You need to be a code cracker to work out what to put in cells. What should be in a cell is the Excel creator! <\/li>\n<li>Soo I wouldn&#8217;t bank on your impeccable pivot table manipulation skills to get you further than mid-level or lower if you&#8217;re standoffish <\/li>\n<li>Dint know that I would be able to work my way through such complex excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>Pretty sad when I have to lock the excel sheet on the server ice been working on for a week because people change it during lunch #jealousy <\/li>\n<li>Yay! Figured out Pivot table functions in under an hour. My report is done! Now making it pweety. \u263a <\/li>\n<li>apparently, I&#8217;m somewhat of an excel guru. #hotgirlskillz <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s just me and Excel this afternoon. I&#8217;m appreciating this pivot table thing ha. <\/li>\n<li>Eyes are starry after squinting at excel the entire day! Companies should invest in eyecare for employees, don&#8217;t you think? #work <\/li>\n<li>Just learned a little about #oData and #PowerPivot for Excel 2010. Both cool technologies. Pandora&#8217;s box has been opened! \ud83d\ude42 #fb <\/li>\n<li>If someone saw the paper that surrounds me they&#8217;d think i was well busy, if they looked at the spreadsheet they&#8217;d know i&#8217;m failing. <\/li>\n<li>I love creating complex Excel spreadsheets. It&#8217;s so rewarding when your crazy formulas work the 1st time. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>Surprised I have any hair after the monster of a data\/excel problem I started solving today&#8230; Ow. My brain hasn&#8217;t hurt this bad since Calc. <\/li>\n<li>darn it. lost the spreadsheet I was working on. can I recreate the genius?! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Home is a good place to work on Excel. It\u2019s quiet, so that makes it easier to recreate the genius, when necessary. Real bosses only work with Excel spreadsheets Excel is such a robust tool, Chuck Norris once conquered an entire country using a well layed out pivot table. It&#8217;d be nice if there is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/11\/excel-twitter-20110811\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110811&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}