{"id":1123,"date":"2011-08-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/12\/excel-twitter-20110812\/"},"modified":"2011-08-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110812","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/12\/excel-twitter-20110812\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110812"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image9.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"131\" \/>Maybe you\u2019d be excited about a macro that makes Excel say \u201csorry\u201d, when it tells you how expensive your wedding is.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think ima sit here an re-type some old spreadsheets in excel to make it look like I&#8217;m doing sum work <\/li>\n<li>Dropkick Murpheys are slamming my eardrums while I work in Excel. Hopefully it evens out somehow. Celtic Punk vs. Conditional Formatting. <\/li>\n<li>I should be excited that I&#8217;ve built a macro to remove 4 keypresses per line in my spreadsheet.. But I&#8217;m not! <\/li>\n<li>Excel drains by body and soul from semblance of humanity. Ode to Excel would be &quot;DIE&quot;. #work <\/li>\n<li>well you are at least polite. Excel didn&#8217;t even give me a &quot;sorry&quot;. Microsoft should work on manners. <\/li>\n<li>been looking at the wedding budget spreadsheet the mrs has created &amp; have decided wedding stuff is ridiculously expensive&#8230; #fb <\/li>\n<li>Getting paid to muck with Excel this morning at work. Good times. <\/li>\n<li>Thanks to pivot, vlookup, macros, merge, and even autofill! Work life can still get easy breezy when Excel is in it! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I might just cry:\/ Stupid excel crashed and now even the previously saved version of this doc is missing \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I love staying at work late doing &quot;=vlookup&quot;s in excel. I also love that I even know what a vlookup is. <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel ate my work. Save a shared file, re-open it to check&#8230;everything is gone. ;_; <\/li>\n<li>Woo! Next payment I make on the dress will bring it down to triple figures!&#8230; *weeps into budget spreadsheet* <\/li>\n<li>CRAP I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE STUPID EXCEL GRAPH!! HOW DO YOU EVEN DO UP A GRAPH ON MICROSOFT EXCEL OMG SAVE MEEEEEEEE. TTTTTTTTT <\/li>\n<li>have just downloaded latest toy &#8211; Powerpivot! Such an Excel geek&#8230;&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>me too. Some guy was complaining about not knowing how to use excel. Can&#8217;t fix stupid&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s learning curve was pivot tables. Excel suddenly made stats analysis a little more exciting \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Actual thought process today: &quot;Stupid Excel, just close it already, what idiot would need auto-recovery of&#8230; oh, crap! Ahh, cool.&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe you\u2019d be excited about a macro that makes Excel say \u201csorry\u201d, when it tells you how expensive your wedding is. I think ima sit here an re-type some old spreadsheets in excel to make it look like I&#8217;m doing sum work Dropkick Murpheys are slamming my eardrums while I work in Excel. Hopefully it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/12\/excel-twitter-20110812\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110812&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}