{"id":1125,"date":"2011-08-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20110813\/"},"modified":"2011-08-13T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-13T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20110813\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110813"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image10.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"110\" \/>If you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>#excel crash. so long work. i will attempt to craft a twin version, only stronger. <\/li>\n<li>my waterfall chart is now the most awesome one ever \ud83d\ude00 Excel triumph #didntknowihaditinme <\/li>\n<li>Love my stats and metrics &#8211; because they *look* good, and because they *are* !! Best friend with excel again :)) <\/li>\n<li>Success is not made by hardwork and integrity alone. But by gallons of coffee, excel sheets, flyer miles and atleast one ulcer #suchislife <\/li>\n<li>I honestly think the most important things I&#8217;ve learnt during this dissertation are the advanced functions of Word and Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Now Excel&#8217;s being difficult. Getting mightily fed up. At least I have a bottle of something cold in the fridge for later. <\/li>\n<li>If a train leaves Chicago going to NY at 60 mph, and an airplane leaves Seattle going to NY at 400mph, why won&#8217;t this pivot table work? <\/li>\n<li>Srsly wth Wompa? What is the #1 rule of editing the spreadsheet? &quot;You don&#8217;t talk about editing the spreadsheet?&quot; -Bread\/Leo <\/li>\n<li>Lull in work after quite some time. I hope to not see #Excel &#8216;s face today. <\/li>\n<li>My team lead ready to kill me cause I color coded this whole damn excel sheet! LMFAO! <\/li>\n<li>Seeing as this Excel course cost work over \u00a3150 I&#8217;m gonna make full advantage of the free biscuits and hot chocolate. #nomnomnom <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes my excel graphs look like works of modern art. #GeekTweet <\/li>\n<li>To celebrate excel ruining my afternoon I shall see a movie about monkeys taking over the world <\/li>\n<li>the only job i can find and it has to do with excel spreadsheets. i&#8217;d rather kill myself than work with them. <\/li>\n<li>If I lose one more nested Excel macro I&#8217;m going to throw a mouse at the first guy with glasses I see *=if()* <\/li>\n<li>Done with primary and secondary tasks at work. Guess I can work on my Inception-style pivot table. #pivotinapivotinapivotinapivot <\/li>\n<li>2 things can realllyy test ur patience.. Girls n MS Excel! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Waterfall Chart Utility\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?ii=372211&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888&amp;cl=84674\" target=\"ejejcsingle\">Excel Waterfall Chart Utility<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you colour code the entire Excel sheet, drink gallons of coffee, and watch a movie about monkeys, maybe the pivot table will work. #excel crash. so long work. i will attempt to craft a twin version, only stronger. my waterfall chart is now the most awesome one ever \ud83d\ude00 Excel triumph #didntknowihaditinme Love my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/13\/excel-twitter-20110813\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110813&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}