{"id":113,"date":"2009-04-24T21:34:06","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T01:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2009-09-07T21:34:47","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T01:34:47","slug":"excel-twitters-20090424","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/04\/24\/excel-twitters-20090424\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20090424"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Peach colour Excel forms? I\u2019ve never made one of those, and I\u2019ll assume that you haven\u2019t either. But I have sent screen shots in an Excel file. Is that so wrong? And now that Oprah is on Twitter, maybe she\u2019ll post some pivot table questions.<\/p>\n<h3>Off the Charts<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear Microsoft, I don&#8217;t like the charts bit in Excel 2007. When you do the next upgrade, please bring back the wizard.<\/li>\n<li>funnily enough I just did some kick ass excel-ling! I made a frikin&#8217; outrageous graph! outrageous! lots of formating! OMG!<\/li>\n<li>Taking forever to make the simplest graph in Excel. I keep getting sidetracked by more interesting websites.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Brilliant Formulas<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>just gave up a really brilliant one-step Excel formula to do a separate calculation on a part of the result; so I had to break that part out<\/li>\n<li>ah spending an hour helping friend with his excel and turns out all we had to do was subtract by 3 in the vlookup formula<\/li>\n<li>why, why is my GD formula not working &#8211; DAMN YOU EXCEL&#8230; then the printer jammed. Sob.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel in Government<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Spending my 18 years of experience in education tabulating excel lists for state and federal testing. Your tax dollars at work.<\/li>\n<li>Idea for new UK Legislation #1: Anyone incapable of basic Excel formatting tasks should be certified &#8216;Unemployable&#8217;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>For Your Consideration<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>All of you Excel gurus love that peach color for your forms. Is it part of some training?<\/li>\n<li>Excel: the musical. Well it&#8217;s more relevant these days than workhouses.Excel Glorious Excel,cells, macros and numbers<\/li>\n<li>you can soon expect MS products (like word and excel) to have social functionality<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Pivot Power<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>having serious issues with a pivot table. it won&#8217;t obey me.<\/li>\n<li>doing an advance Pivot table refresher course, why of why did i sign up!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll have a great example of the power of Twitter if I can get my Pivot Table question answered!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Who Are We?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>ahh, corporate beurocracy at its best &#8211; imagine the pain I feel every time I see a screenshot emailed in an excel sheet&#8230;.!<\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;ve seen more pain and business impact by a shared Excel spreadsheet than some &#8220;proper&#8221; apps\/services could ever cause!!!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We are unable to force Microsoft Excel to quit at this time. Restarting your computer might solve the problem.&#8221; Who are &#8216;we&#8217;?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Whatever You Want<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I successfully set up the hotel on a makeshift, excel-based reservation logging system to cover the next few days just in case!<\/li>\n<li>Doing reporting in excel makes me wonder why we spent a fortune on SQL server enterpirse with reporting services.<\/li>\n<li>My home-made MS Excel premiership football match predictor said that Liverpool v Arsenal would be 3-3. I thought it was mad.<\/li>\n<li>just reminding myself that there&#8217;s no real truth in digital worlds : Excel can say whatever you want it to say + pictures can be Photoshoped<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peach colour Excel forms? I\u2019ve never made one of those, and I\u2019ll assume that you haven\u2019t either. But I have sent screen shots in an Excel file. Is that so wrong? And now that Oprah is on Twitter, maybe she\u2019ll post some pivot table questions. Off the Charts Dear Microsoft, I don&#8217;t like the charts &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/04\/24\/excel-twitters-20090424\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20090424&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}