{"id":1131,"date":"2011-08-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20110817\/"},"modified":"2011-08-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110817","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20110817\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110817"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image13.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"124\" \/> Keeping all your related fundraising data in different Excel files sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Using Excel hurts me in the thinking part. <\/li>\n<li>Took me 4 flipping hours to create an excel supplies list&#8230;I need at least 12 hours of stupid to function normally after this <\/li>\n<li>Excel, you win. I am not smart enough to figure you out. (insert raspberry noise here) <\/li>\n<li>Just had to change the colours in a spreadsheet bcoz they were &quot;man city blue&quot;.. Pfft, men! <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t know that Ctrl+W would close a file in Excel. #ThingILearnedTodayByAccident <\/li>\n<li>Time sure does fly when you&#8217;re going cross-eyed staring at an Excel spreadsheet&#8230;. When the hell did it get to be 4 o&#8217;clock? <\/li>\n<li>I just fell in love with Excel. I know I&#8217;m a little late to party, but so glad I figured it out! <\/li>\n<li>First day of grad school at U. Iowa MHA. Key question: can I build Excel pivot tables? Or find someone who can? <\/li>\n<li>last night I had a dream in which I dreamed a solution to an Excel based problem I have! And it will work&#8230; how cool is that?? <\/li>\n<li>Man the power went off and came back on. If this Excel didn&#8217;t autosave&#8230;&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I have spent the last 4 days building an excel function for work thats 1000s of chars long to find out data validation allows 255 chars max <\/li>\n<li>working on a budget spreadsheet. is this what normal people do all day? i usually just play with clothes. <\/li>\n<li>so many ifs that Excel has ran out of colours \ud83d\ude09 lol <\/li>\n<li>Me: You sure you can handle 110,000 records? Excel: SURE! Me: OK&#8230;. (click) Excel: BAARRRRFFFF AUUUUGHHHH <\/li>\n<li>Something hilarious just happened in Excel when I did a Find and Replace. No space to explain it, trust me, it was goddamn funny <\/li>\n<li>Everybody in this room uses pivot table but only 3 raised their hand to #powerpivot <\/li>\n<li>yes i would love to clean up your excel mess <\/li>\n<li>Stupidity at its best- Shut down an excel file without saving, there goes my night! <\/li>\n<li>Yearly donors are in 1 excel file, monthly in another, lapsed donors in a different Excel file. Is that a problem? #BadFundraisingQuotes <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping all your related fundraising data in different Excel files sounds like a great idea. What could possibly go wrong with that plan? Using Excel hurts me in the thinking part. Took me 4 flipping hours to create an excel supplies list&#8230;I need at least 12 hours of stupid to function normally after this Excel, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/17\/excel-twitter-20110817\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110817&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}