{"id":1133,"date":"2011-08-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/18\/excel-twitter-20110818\/"},"modified":"2011-08-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110818","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/18\/excel-twitter-20110818\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110818"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image14.png\" width=\"145\" height=\"106\" \/> Do people like the boss\u2019s wife, even though she doesn\u2019t have many Excel skills?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Remember those great Excel changes you all suggested? The boss&#8217;s wife, who does the books, couldn&#8217;t understand them. Now I have to revert. <\/li>\n<li>1 down 3 to go, creating the worlds most powerful and influential bug testing matrix, using none other than Microsoft&#8217;s own &quot;excel&quot;. :\/ <\/li>\n<li>tearing things up with my pivot table skills. #guyslikegirlswithskills <\/li>\n<li>No surprise: I find it super relaxing to do research and put data into excel spread sheets at work #nerdalert #atleastigetpaidtodothis <\/li>\n<li>Lmaoo&#8230;my boss just got so happy that I fixed all his codes on his bugeting excel worksheet that he clapped for me. <\/li>\n<li>Boss is a nightmare with any kind of data software. I hate excel but I can tell where she went wrong in about 10 seconds. <\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel sometimes, like the ritual of closing every other application before creating a pivot with a half million rows. <\/li>\n<li>I feel like an excel superhero&#8230;an &quot;or&quot; nested in an &quot;and&quot; nested in an &quot;if&quot; all linked to a separate worksheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The thing people like best about me in general? My #Excel skills. <\/li>\n<li>Peeling myself off the ceiling now after Excel spreadsheet corruption &#8211; if I go and stick the kettle on things might just improve.. <\/li>\n<li>Guess what I get to do today? Write a rather involved Excel macro in _Visual Basic for Applications_. Old school. Eww. <\/li>\n<li>Protip of the night: Excel functions don&#8217;t work too well in Word. Things are going poorly over here. <\/li>\n<li>There really needs to be an innovation in Excel sheets. They&#8217;re just plain super boring to work on! <\/li>\n<li>so I just bought Excel so I can tinker with it at home (for work), what is wrong with me <\/li>\n<li>People who say this time period is passionless have never overheard my boss argue with an IT person about whether an excel plug-in works. <\/li>\n<li>Week #2 &amp; I&#8217;ve already impressed my boss w my mastery of Excel by revamping various data tracking workbooks. Yes, I am a giant nerd. <\/li>\n<li>excel formatting sending me to sleep, lots of work now but if i do it it should hopefully pay off later <\/li>\n<li>call me a dork, but excel macros make it happen. #excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do people like the boss\u2019s wife, even though she doesn\u2019t have many Excel skills? Remember those great Excel changes you all suggested? The boss&#8217;s wife, who does the books, couldn&#8217;t understand them. Now I have to revert. 1 down 3 to go, creating the worlds most powerful and influential bug testing matrix, using none other &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/18\/excel-twitter-20110818\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110818&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}