{"id":1139,"date":"2011-08-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20110822\/"},"modified":"2011-08-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110822","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20110822\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110822"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image17.png\" width=\"98\" height=\"138\" \/>Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today at work I learned an Excel spreadsheet has 65,536 rows&#8230; This also just happened to be the most interesting thing I saw\/learned today <\/li>\n<li>Worked 5 hours on a spreadsheet only to have it disappear without a trace #badtimes <\/li>\n<li>I love when I find a sexy new function in #Excel, I love you =subtotal(109, range)!!! #Nerd <\/li>\n<li>I would be so much more motivated to work on spreadsheets if Excel rewarded me with a beer for every completed sheet. <\/li>\n<li>listening to Pete Rock, CL Smooth while doing revenue. I can&#8217;t stop licking my lips and asking this Excel file out. #TheMainIngredient #work <\/li>\n<li>..thing is, excel is not the same on a mac. Can&#8217;t do my fancy finger work and super duper charts and models the same way. <\/li>\n<li>PowerPivot loves Peyton Manning, as demonstrated. I&#8217;m sure Peyton loves PowerPivot too but he&#8217;s a quiet man. <\/li>\n<li>Forgotten how to make a table on #Excel \ud83d\ude10 This is gunna take a while&#8230;&gt;.&lt; <\/li>\n<li>Trying to work out how to draw a timeline on excel. Failing miserably. <\/li>\n<li>so i spent a solid 2hrs on an excel problem then had a moment of clarity and solved it in 2 minutes. Sonofa&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done nothing but make Excel spreadsheets for work this week. I am now the queen of conditional formatting. <\/li>\n<li>Sunday morning topic of discussion while toddler&#8217;s asleep: macros in Excel. Think we are both taking work too seriously. Need to ride bike. <\/li>\n<li>Clients! When you&#8217;re sending a financial schedule or worksheet &#8211; send it in Excel (or spreadsheet format), not as PDF! <\/li>\n<li>Clearly, all this fighting with Excel is making me punchy. Sorry. OTOH, my problem is now solved &amp; my pivots are done!! Ha! <\/li>\n<li>One day my boss will realize that he can essentially replace me with google. That day won&#8217;t come until after he figures out excel though. <\/li>\n<li>&#8216;The Doors&#8217; are keeping me going whilst constructing my #PowerPivot model well into the night \ud83d\ude42 #Music <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Utilities\" href=\"https:\/\/www.e-junkie.com\/ecom\/gb.php?cl=84674&amp;c=ib&amp;aff=70888%22%20target=%22ejejcsingle\">Excel Chart Utilities<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards. Today at work I learned an Excel spreadsheet has 65,536 rows&#8230; This also just happened to be the most interesting thing I saw\/learned today Worked 5 hours on a spreadsheet only to have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/22\/excel-twitter-20110822\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110822&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}