{"id":1149,"date":"2011-08-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20110827\/"},"modified":"2011-08-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110827","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20110827\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110827"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image22.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"123\" \/>If VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just got movie tickets and a gift card for supper out for teaching someone to do vlookups in Excel. Wonder what I&#8217;ll get for pivot tables <\/li>\n<li>I need someone who&#8217;s an Excel expert to explain why the workbook I spent six hours on yesterday &amp; saved opened up virtually empty. <\/li>\n<li>I love when Excel for Mac spends 10 minutes &quot;Updating font menu&quot; when I haven&#8217;t installed any new fonts. <\/li>\n<li>Oh excel. I&#8217;m hungover, please don&#8217;t let me somehow select infinity cells and lock the pc so i have to exit you and lose my work. <\/li>\n<li>Intrigued &amp; disturbed by my love for all things Excel. Who&#8217;d have thought a publishing degree would make me dream about beautiful formulae? <\/li>\n<li>I happily clicked &#8216;close&#8217; without looking at the excel workbook. NOW I HAVE TO RE-DO EVERYYYYYTHING!!! \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Nerds scoff at Excel but it would take a couple hours of coding to do the stuff KSham is pulling out if this pivot table in seconds. <\/li>\n<li>One of my class at UTDallas is virtually on MS excel! No paper work, go excel! <\/li>\n<li>I finally finish this week long project and my boss goes, okay now take that data and do something useful with it in Excel&#8230;. -_______- <\/li>\n<li>The awkward moment when your spreadsheet formula doesn&#8217;t work &amp; you realise you spelt count wrong &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I wrote this custom function in VBA Excel which changes an amount into words &#8212; is it weird that I love it? XD <\/li>\n<li>When you click on the &quot;Insert Table&quot; button in Word, it should just open up an Excel workbook. <\/li>\n<li>I generally have a love-hate relationship with Excel. Right now though, it&#8217;s just hate. #dissertation <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft. Excel is slowly but effectively ruining my life. Love from Jack xxx <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If VLOOKUP is worth a dinner and movie, then pivot tables should be rewarded with at least a weekend at the spa. Or a small car. Just got movie tickets and a gift card for supper out for teaching someone to do vlookups in Excel. Wonder what I&#8217;ll get for pivot tables I need someone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/27\/excel-twitter-20110827\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110827&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}