{"id":1153,"date":"2011-08-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20110830\/"},"modified":"2011-08-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110830","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20110830\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110830"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/image24.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"111\" \/>On behalf of Excel, I thank you for this prestigious award. Now, I\u2019ll get back to my Gantt chart, and will ignore the computer buzzing. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>photoshop is great and all and i&#8217;m&#8217;a let you finish, but i think excel is the greatest software of all time. OF ALL TIME. <\/li>\n<li>45 minutes of hard work and perseverance was all it took for me to accomplish nothing with excel this afternoon. <\/li>\n<li>My subconscious decided it would be funny to click &quot;No&quot; when asked to save before exiting excel. S&#8217;long, an afternoon&#8217;s worth of work! <\/li>\n<li>If I go to Burning Man this year, the one skill I will share with everyone else there will be how to create pivot tables in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>you know #excel, we&#8217;d be better friends if you would tell me what your issue is with the formula that I&#8217;ve formatted just like you asked <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m following a youtube video on how to construct a Gantt chart in excel. I think I might fall asleep <\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re getting dumb as a society when Excel 2010 has to change the menu option from &quot;Sort Ascending&quot; to &quot;Sort Smallest To Largest&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Sweet relief! Finally figured out why this stupid spreadsheet was miscalculating by $1.02. I can finally move on &#8211; 12 hours later. <\/li>\n<li>Every time I open a certain worksheet in excel, my computer starts buzzing, but only when that sheet is on the screen. #WTFMicrosoft <\/li>\n<li>My Excel skills leave a LOT to be desired. Pitiful. <\/li>\n<li>I looked around for decent finance apps. Finally settled for a self-made excel sheet. <\/li>\n<li>Today sucks. First the dentist, now excel spreadsheets. Why god why? <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheets are so much better than PowerPoint presentations, I like Excel days. <\/li>\n<li>Have you guys played excel? This game sucks! <\/li>\n<li>800 million things to do. Creating a lot of excel tracking sheets. <\/li>\n<li>I work on excel atleast 5 hours a day.. <\/li>\n<li>My DS101 instructor is too much! Doesn&#8217;t wanna see a calculator in his stats class,&quot;all excel baby&quot;! #tight <\/li>\n<li>Omg my 1:30 class is a joke. Do people really not know how to use Microsoft excel? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On behalf of Excel, I thank you for this prestigious award. Now, I\u2019ll get back to my Gantt chart, and will ignore the computer buzzing. photoshop is great and all and i&#8217;m&#8217;a let you finish, but i think excel is the greatest software of all time. OF ALL TIME. 45 minutes of hard work and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/08\/30\/excel-twitter-20110830\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110830&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}